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photo of a black, purple and red silicone fantasy dildo, Uberrime Night King. The custom dildo is held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I want to take things to the next level. Let’s go a little deeper together. Let’s explore new depths with The Night King Dildo by Uberrime. It’s ready and waiting for us… are you ready too? Uberrime is one of my favorite shops that makes handmade sex toys. Not only […]

Uberrime The Night King Dildo Review

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photo of the small discreet black clit vibrator, the lelo nea 2. The vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Every once in a while, a vibrator comes my way that I’m not expecting to enjoy, only to end up liking it so much that I forget to review it. That, my friends, is what happened with the LELO Nea 2. I got it, somehow, and then it sat in […]

LELO Nea 2 Vibrator Review

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photo of a silicone custom dildo, SquidlyCo Elwyn 7" dildo. The dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I generally like to use this first part of a review to slowly introduce the star of the upcoming review. But if Elwyn from SquidlyCo isn’t designed for a slow introduction, perhaps neither should my review of the semi-realistic fantasy dildo that is ready to open you up quickly. Oops, […]

SquidlyCo Elwyn Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of a black clit vibrator, the Fun Factory Volta. The waterproof vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Now that the new Fun Factory toys, manufactured by Satisfyer in China, are starting to hit the shelves in North America, it feels like a great time to go in-depth about one of their vibrators: Volta. Since I shared the news that Fun Factory is back, Volta has become my […]

Fun Factory Volta Lay-On Vibrator Review

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photo of a size medium silicone dildo, the Butterfly Series dildo by Element Pleasures. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to non-phallic dildos, Element Pleasures is on the right track towards getting folks off. The owner, Brianna, was kind enough to send me the Butterfly Series dildo to test when she sent me the Universal Series, and I had so much fun testing both of them! Today’s […]

Element Pleasures Butterfly Series Review

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photo of the Sparrow vac u lock dildo by Silc Arts, a platinum cure silicone sex toy that is customizable. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Get ready to take flight in pleasure with the Silc Arts Sparrow Vac-u-lock Dildo, a platinum cure silicone sex toy from the same indie toy shop that makes ergonomic handles. I already love Silc Arts for those very handles, but how do their dildos do? I spent a long time […]

Silc Arts Sparrow Vac-u-Lock Dildo Review

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photo of the Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder V, a fantasy grinder sex toy with an insertable tentacle dildo. The grind pad is held in the left hand of plus size queer sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Nobody does grinders quite like Uncover Creations! They were the first shop that I was aware of that offered grinders (followed by Uberrime), and they’ve still got one of the largest selections. When the opportunity came for me to review more of their sex toys, I was excited to add […]

Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder V Review

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side view photo of the Monster Cocks Creature Cock silicone fantasy dildo. The skinny dildo is held in the left hand of plus size and queer sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Rising from the depths below, Creature Cock by Monster Cocks is perhaps a familiar design to fantasy dildo lovers. Years ago, when XR-Brands first launched their Creature Cocks line, one of the first designs they copied was Creature Cock. Unlike XR-Brands’ version though, Monster Cocks is a small company that […]

Monster Cocks Creature Cock Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of Xara Toys Thrust Plug, a vibrating thrusting remote control butt plug. It is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Over the past year, I have slowly explored anal penetration and pleasure on myself. I’ve taken things pretty slowly, but when I received the Xara Toys Thrust Plug, I was ready to try something new. Sure, I’ve tried butt plugs and dildos and my boyfriend’s penis in my anus, but […]

Xara Toys Thrust Plug Vibrator Review

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photo of a small soft dildo, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Titan. The semi-realistic dildo is uncircumcised and is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I love uncircumcised dildos and I love semi-realistic dildos. Marry the two together, and that’s Paladin Pleasure Sculptor’s Titan dildo! I’ve had my eye on the model for a while and finally purchased one recently. Bumpy texture has historically felt very overwhelming to me, but I wanted to revisit the […]

Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Titan Semi-Realistic Dildo Review

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photo of Shunga Erotic Art clit vibrator, Aiko in black, held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
After seeing Shunga Erotic Art’s AIKO vibrator at a trade show, I was really interested in the model. The model is a “rabbit ear” style vibrator, a clitoral vibrator with a set of “ears” that go on either side of a clitoris. Each ear vibrates and has a separate contact […]

Shunga Erotic Art AIKO Vibrator Review

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photo of a magic wand vibrator with a silicone attachment on it. The attachment is Sinnovator's Deep Sensations Wand Attachment. It is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Wand vibrators are far more enjoyable for me when I’m using an attachment instead of just a wand pressed against my anatomy, both with and without a barrier. So, when I saw that Sinnovator carries a wand attachment, I knew I wanted to try it out. Sinnovator’s Deep Sensations Wand […]

Sinnovator Deep Sensations Wand Attachment Review

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photo of Maid's Secret silicone fantasy dildo by KumoCoom. The pink and yellow tentacle dildo is held by plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to cute sex toys, I have trouble saying “no” and stopping myself from purchasing. So when I saw KumoCoom’s Maid’s Secret fantasy dildo, I almost immediately purchased it. I paused only long enough to make sure that I hadn’t blown my “Toys to Review” budget for the […]

KumoCoom Maid’s Secret Fantasy Tentacle Dildo Review

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photo of pink vibrating anal beads, Triplet Anal Beads by b-Vibe. The remote controlled anal vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’d love to tell you that I was really excited to try the b-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads, but if I did that, I’d be lying. These vibrating anal beads sat on my “to review” shelf for an embarrassingly long time. Heck, they even came over to the Netherlands with me […]

b-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads Review

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