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photo of a pink and black curved g-spot dildo with a knot, the Pinpoint Dildo by Uncover Creations. The soft silicone dildo is held in the hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Remember how I said that I was on a bit of a knot dildo spree? Yea, well, here we are with another review of another knotted dildo! Uncover Creations Pinpoint Dildo is unlike other knots I’ve reviewed recently though, in that this one is non-phallic and non-representational. It’s not a […]

Uncover Creations Pinpoint Dildo Review   New!

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photo of a curved g spot prostate dildo, Pleasure Forge's Nudibranch bad dragon dildo. The pink fantasy dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Bulbous shapes and a wicked c-curve? Count me in! Nudibranch by Pleasure Forge is a design that both intrigued and intimidated me. The top-side of the shaft looked delightful, but the underside of the shaft gave me pause. Would I enjoy it? Could I even handle it to properly test […]

Pleasure Forge Nudibranch Fantasy Dildo Review   New!

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photo of most realistic dildo with balls and moving skin, the Solina Toys Fore sliding skin dildo. The dual density realistic dildo is held in the hand of Sydney Screams, a sex toy reviewer
After over two years of reviewing Solina Toys dildos, I’m really excited to share a new variation on the hyper realistic dildos from the brand: Fore. I’m not talking “new variation” as in a new shape. No, I’m talking “new variation” as in sliding skin dildo. Fore is the first […]

Solina Toys Fore Sliding Skin Dildo Review

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photo of a custom silicone discreet dildo, Hallows Cauldron dildo by Darque Path. The discreet sex toy is held in the hand of plus size reviewer Sydney Screams
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble! When I think of Darque Path, the very first product of theirs that comes to mind is always their Hallows Cauldron. It’s an iconic design, IMO, and a perfect one for anyone in need of a discreet dildo that can sit anywhere in their home […]

Darque Path Hallows Cauldron Dildo Review

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photo of a fantasy dildo by Weredog, Ranger in the Moonlight coloration. The furry dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams.
It’s time to start howling at the moon, ya’ll! Halloween season is here (as well as birthday month), and what better way to start the month than getting a little bit knotty by reviewing Weredog Ranger dildo. I mentioned recently that I’ve gone on a bit of a knot dildo […]

Weredog Ranger Knot Fantasy Dildo Review   New!

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photo of a small near clear purple suction cup dildo, KumoCoom Glimmer Bow. The body safe dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’m a sucker for cute things, ya’ll. I’m not immune to the line-up of cute dildos and sex toys from KumoCoom, and I knew I’d grow my collection of toys from them. After reviewing Maid’s Secret, I decided to purchase a Glimmer Bow as my next dildo from them. Like […]

KumoCoom Glimmer Bow Dildo Review

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photo of a size medium fantasy dildo, Velphar the Kobold made by Bunny Works. The purple dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Get ready to hop right into excitement and pleasure with a newcomer to the indie fantasy sex toy community: Bunny Works. Based in the US, this indie maker has hit the ground running with a wide range of sizing, interesting designs, and customizable fantasy dildos. Recently, Bunny Works reached out […]

Bunny Works Velphar the Kobold Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of the hismith premium 3.0 fuck machine in black with the included kliclok realistic silicone dildo attached to the machine.
If you’re in the market for a sex machine, it’s likely that you’ve come across the brand Hismith. Reviews of the brand are far and wide, and Hismith is fairly affordable compared to other similar machines on the market. “Affordable” is of course relative to ones’ income, but Hismith does […]

Hismith Premium 3.0 Sex Machine Review

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photo of five silicone mushroom dildos made by German indie sex toy company, Fruity Bee Toys. The Shroomie dildos are posed in grass
Just a week or so after I first learned about Fruity Bee Toys, the German indie toy company reached out to me to see if I had interest in reviewing their toys. It was a quick “yes” from me. I have such a huge soft spot for botanical themed toys, […]

Fruity Bee Toys Shroomie Dildos Review

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photo of the pulse queen oscillating vibrator by Hot Octopuss. The waterproof vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I love getting to try sex toys that provide a type of stimulation that’s new to me. Hot Octopuss’s Pulse Queen is exactly that, a new to me type of stimulation: oscillation. Oscillation is subtly different that vibrations, giving a tapping type of sensation. Sure I’ve tried tappers before, but […]

Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Vibrator Review

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photo of a fantasy dragon knot dildo, Blake by Synthetic Sensations. The small soft silicone dragon dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’m on a knot spree, ya’ll. I’m going crazy over here trying to find knotted dildos that are ideal for vaginal use, so when I had the chance for a sizable discount on pre-made inventory from Synthetic Sensations, I didn’t just buy one knot dildo… I bought two! First up […]

Synthetic Sensations Blake Dragon Dildo Review

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photo of a platinum cure silicone dual density dildo, Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang dildo. The g spot prostate dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
You know what this dong is made out of? Boyfriend material. Vixen Creations dildos have been on my radar for a while, particularly after Peepshow Toys owner told me how difficult they are to keep in stock because they’re so popular. Now that I have a dildo budget, I decided […]

Vixen Creations Mustang Dual Density Dildo Review

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photo of Qutoys Signature Series Loz Replica Dildo, a dual density suction cup dildo. The dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
My search for the best dual density dildos on the market continues! After reading about Qutoys on Reddit for months, I was curious, but not quite trusting the company. Then, they started launching replica dildos, and I started seeing some positive chatter about the brand. One of their reps reached […]

Qutoys Loz Replica Dual Density Dildo Review

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photo of a size mini fantasy dildo, Obscura by Wyverns Vault. The fantasy dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
After swooning over Veld, I broke my own rule: buy from different indie to shop(s) each month. I bought another model from Wyverns Vault, Obscura. Despite my best efforts to distribute purchases to different shops, they just got me with a cute pour on a toy I’d had my eyes […]

Wyverns Vault Obscura Fantasy Dildo Review

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side view photo of a red g spot vibrator, MYLO Fire wand. The magic wand vibrator is a 3-in-1 vibrator, held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Slow down, take a breath, and relax. The world is full of high tech distractions, app controlled sex toys, and more than enough stress factors. Pleasure as a form of self-care is an idea that I 100% subscribe to, and I’m not the only one! MYLO is a newer sex […]

MYLO Fire 3-in-1 Vibrator Review

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