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photo of Maid's Secret silicone fantasy dildo by KumoCoom. The pink and yellow tentacle dildo is held by plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to cute sex toys, I have trouble saying “no” and stopping myself from purchasing. So when I saw KumoCoom’s Maid’s Secret fantasy dildo, I almost immediately purchased it. I paused only long enough to make sure that I hadn’t blown my “Toys to Review” budget for the […]

KumoCoom Maid’s Secret Fantasy Tentacle Dildo Review   New!

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photo of pink vibrating anal beads, Triplet Anal Beads by b-Vibe. The remote controlled anal vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’d love to tell you that I was really excited to try the b-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads, but if I did that, I’d be lying. These vibrating anal beads sat on my “to review” shelf for an embarrassingly long time. Heck, they even came over to the Netherlands with me […]

b-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads Review   New!

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photo of the front of silicone cat dildo, Nocturnal Phantom by Master4Fancy. The heavily textured dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Since I am no longer a proud cat parent, it seems only natural that I find other ways to collect cats. I don’t even mind if they’re silicone cats, like Master4Fancy’s Nocturnal Phantom! This intricately designed feline dildo is a very unique piece in my collection, and one that I’m […]

Master4Fancy Nocturnal Phantom Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of ultra realistic dildo, Solina Toys Balla. Balla is a dual density dildo with balls, made with body safe silicone, with a suction cup base. The dildo is held in the left hand of queer plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’ll admit it: I’m a skeptic about a lot of things. Despite my love of the other ultra realistic dual density dildos from Solina Toys, I was skeptical about Balla’s “grindable dildo” marketing claim. Sure, the testicles are much larger than the testicles on their other models, but, in my […]

Solina Toys Balla Realistic Dual Density Dildo Review

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photo of Uberrime Draconis Dragon Dildo, a large custom silicone fantasy dildo in red and black. The soft dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
For someone who loves fantasy dildos, I realized that my collection is severely lacking when it comes to dragon dildos. Thankfully, Uberrime fixed that for me last year by sending me a new one: Draconis Dragon Dildo from their “beginner friendly fantasy” line, Phantasia. You may remember me talking about […]

Uberrime Phantasia Draconis Dragon Dildo Review

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photo of the Element Pleasures Universal Series dildo in the Water Element coloration. It is a size medium soft silicone dildo, held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
One of the things that I really love about the indie toy niche is the various different approaches that shops take, like furry vs fantasy vs non-phallic vs realistic. All of them are essentially making the same product, platinum cure silicone sex toys, but they’re all just a bit different. […]

Element Pleasures Universal Series Water Dildo Review   New!

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photo of pink dolphin dildo by crassie, in size medium, held by plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Having previously reviewed two different dual density dildo offerings by Crassie, I was really curious about their single density dildos. Crassie has a lot of single density options, but I kept coming back to one specific model: the Dolphin Dildo. My very first sex toy was dolphin shaped, and the […]

Crassie Pink Dolphin Dildo Review

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side view photo of Magic Within Curio's TERLUS sci-fi futuristic fantasy dildo made with platinum cure silicone in Czech Republic. The monster fantasy dildo is held by plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams.
As I continue on my journey of reviewing European indie toy companies, I’m thrilled to share today’s review! I purchased TERLUS from Magic Within, a futuristic fantasy dildo company based in Czech Republic. This was my first purchase from them, and has one of my favorite design features: a delicious […]

Magic Within TERLUS Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of Xara Toys Fiend super strong mini vibrator. It is held in the left hand of queer plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
It’s a rarity to find a mini vibrator that packs the same strength as a larger vibrator. It must be our lucky day, because the Xara Toys Fiend bullet vibrator is crazy powerful and only 4″ (10.16cm) in length. Small and powerful? That’s one hell of a combination. One that […]

Xara Toys Fiend Powerful Bullet Vibrator Review

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photo of a custom Death dildo by Darque Path. The dildo is made with platinum cure silicone and is a medium firmness. It is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Inspired by the Death tarot card, Darque Path’s Death dildo is ready to give you la petite mort. With a unique shape, the Death dildo is a lower texture, high intensity shape that is unlike any other I’ve tried. Darque Path says it’s “designed for those who crave bold sensations” […]

Darque Path Death Custom Dildo Review   New!

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photo of 8 sex toys from German sex toy brand Fun Factory. From left to right: Amor, VIM Wand, Petite Stronic, Laya III, Laya III, Petite Stronic, Volta and Tiger. The 4 sex toys on the left are from before the brand was bought buy Satisyfer and the toys on the right are from after the buyout.
As one of the leaders of innovation in the sex toy industry, Fun Factory was founded in 1996 in Germany. From the very first rechargeable sex toy to being the first to use body safe silicone, Fun Factory changed the game when it comes to sex toys. Known for their […]

Fun Factory is BACK! Comparing the New and Old   New!

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photo of four silicone vibrator sleeves made by fantasy dildo company Xenocat Artifacts. They are pictured with the Illumination Bullet Vibe between them
As promised, it is time to get down to the details of Xenocat Artifacts’ vibrator sleeves. Designed to pair with the Illumination Bullet, the large vibe sleeves each offer stimulation that will send you on a mission to Risa (or whichever pleasure planet exists in your fave sci-fi universe).  When […]

Xenocat Artifacts Fantasy Vibrator Sleeves Comparison   New!

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