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photo of a size medium silicone dildo, the Butterfly Series dildo by Element Pleasures. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to non-phallic dildos, Element Pleasures is on the right track towards getting folks off. The owner, Brianna, was kind enough to send me the Butterfly Series dildo to test when she sent me the Universal Series, and I had so much fun testing both of them! Today’s […]

Element Pleasures Butterfly Series Review

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photo of the Sparrow vac u lock dildo by Silc Arts, a platinum cure silicone sex toy that is customizable. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Get ready to take flight in pleasure with the Silc Arts Sparrow Vac-u-lock Dildo, a platinum cure silicone sex toy from the same indie toy shop that makes ergonomic handles. I already love Silc Arts for those very handles, but how do their dildos do? I spent a long time […]

Silc Arts Sparrow Vac-u-Lock Dildo Review

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photo of the Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder V, a fantasy grinder sex toy with an insertable tentacle dildo. The grind pad is held in the left hand of plus size queer sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Nobody does grinders quite like Uncover Creations! They were the first shop that I was aware of that offered grinders (followed by Uberrime), and they’ve still got one of the largest selections. When the opportunity came for me to review more of their sex toys, I was excited to add […]

Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder V Review

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side view photo of the Monster Cocks Creature Cock silicone fantasy dildo. The skinny dildo is held in the left hand of plus size and queer sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Rising from the depths below, Creature Cock by Monster Cocks is perhaps a familiar design to fantasy dildo lovers. Years ago, when XR-Brands first launched their Creature Cocks line, one of the first designs they copied was Creature Cock. Unlike XR-Brands’ version though, Monster Cocks is a small company that […]

Monster Cocks Creature Cock Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of Xara Toys Thrust Plug, a vibrating thrusting remote control butt plug. It is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Over the past year, I have slowly explored anal penetration and pleasure on myself. I’ve taken things pretty slowly, but when I received the Xara Toys Thrust Plug, I was ready to try something new. Sure, I’ve tried butt plugs and dildos and my boyfriend’s penis in my anus, but […]

Xara Toys Thrust Plug Vibrator Review

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photo of a small soft dildo, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Titan. The semi-realistic dildo is uncircumcised and is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I love uncircumcised dildos and I love semi-realistic dildos. Marry the two together, and that’s Paladin Pleasure Sculptor’s Titan dildo! I’ve had my eye on the model for a while and finally purchased one recently. Bumpy texture has historically felt very overwhelming to me, but I wanted to revisit the […]

Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Titan Semi-Realistic Dildo Review

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photo of Shunga Erotic Art clit vibrator, Aiko in black, held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
After seeing Shunga Erotic Art’s AIKO vibrator at a trade show, I was really interested in the model. The model is a “rabbit ear” style vibrator, a clitoral vibrator with a set of “ears” that go on either side of a clitoris. Each ear vibrates and has a separate contact […]

Shunga Erotic Art AIKO Vibrator Review

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photo of a magic wand vibrator with a silicone attachment on it. The attachment is Sinnovator's Deep Sensations Wand Attachment. It is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Wand vibrators are far more enjoyable for me when I’m using an attachment instead of just a wand pressed against my anatomy, both with and without a barrier. So, when I saw that Sinnovator carries a wand attachment, I knew I wanted to try it out. Sinnovator’s Deep Sensations Wand […]

Sinnovator Deep Sensations Wand Attachment Review

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photo of Maid's Secret silicone fantasy dildo by KumoCoom. The pink and yellow tentacle dildo is held by plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to cute sex toys, I have trouble saying “no” and stopping myself from purchasing. So when I saw KumoCoom’s Maid’s Secret fantasy dildo, I almost immediately purchased it. I paused only long enough to make sure that I hadn’t blown my “Toys to Review” budget for the […]

KumoCoom Maid’s Secret Fantasy Tentacle Dildo Review   New!

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photo of pink vibrating anal beads, Triplet Anal Beads by b-Vibe. The remote controlled anal vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’d love to tell you that I was really excited to try the b-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads, but if I did that, I’d be lying. These vibrating anal beads sat on my “to review” shelf for an embarrassingly long time. Heck, they even came over to the Netherlands with me […]

b-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads Review   New!

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photo of the front of silicone cat dildo, Nocturnal Phantom by Master4Fancy. The heavily textured dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Since I am no longer a proud cat parent, it seems only natural that I find other ways to collect cats. I don’t even mind if they’re silicone cats, like Master4Fancy’s Nocturnal Phantom! This intricately designed feline dildo is a very unique piece in my collection, and one that I’m […]

Master4Fancy Nocturnal Phantom Fantasy Dildo Review   New!

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photo of ultra realistic dildo, Solina Toys Balla. Balla is a dual density dildo with balls, made with body safe silicone, with a suction cup base. The dildo is held in the left hand of queer plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’ll admit it: I’m a skeptic about a lot of things. Despite my love of the other ultra realistic dual density dildos from Solina Toys, I was skeptical about Balla’s “grindable dildo” marketing claim. Sure, the testicles are much larger than the testicles on their other models, but, in my […]

Solina Toys Balla Realistic Dual Density Dildo Review   New!

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photo of Uberrime Draconis Dragon Dildo, a large custom silicone fantasy dildo in red and black. The soft dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
For someone who loves fantasy dildos, I realized that my collection is severely lacking when it comes to dragon dildos. Thankfully, Uberrime fixed that for me last year by sending me a new one: Draconis Dragon Dildo from their “beginner friendly fantasy” line, Phantasia. You may remember me talking about […]

Uberrime Phantasia Draconis Dragon Dildo Review   New!

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