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photo of a fantasy dragon knot dildo, Blake by Synthetic Sensations. The small soft silicone dragon dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’m on a knot spree, ya’ll. I’m going crazy over here trying to find knotted dildos that are ideal for vaginal use, so when I had the chance for a sizable discount on pre-made inventory from Synthetic Sensations, I didn’t just buy one knot dildo… I bought two! First up […]

Synthetic Sensations Blake Dragon Dildo Review   New!

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photo of a platinum cure silicone dual density dildo, Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang dildo. The g spot prostate dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
You know what this dong is made out of? Boyfriend material. Vixen Creations dildos have been on my radar for a while, particularly after Peepshow Toys owner told me how difficult they are to keep in stock because they’re so popular. Now that I have a dildo budget, I decided […]

Vixen Creations Mustang Dual Density Dildo Review

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photo of Qutoys Signature Series Loz Replica Dildo, a dual density suction cup dildo. The dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
My search for the best dual density dildos on the market continues! After reading about Qutoys on Reddit for months, I was curious, but not quite trusting the company. Then, they started launching replica dildos, and I started seeing some positive chatter about the brand. One of their reps reached […]

Qutoys Loz Replica Dual Density Dildo Review

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photo of a size mini fantasy dildo, Obscura by Wyverns Vault. The fantasy dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
After swooning over Veld, I broke my own rule: buy from different indie to shop(s) each month. I bought another model from Wyverns Vault, Obscura. Despite my best efforts to distribute purchases to different shops, they just got me with a cute pour on a toy I’d had my eyes […]

Wyverns Vault Obscura Fantasy Dildo Review

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side view photo of a red g spot vibrator, MYLO Fire wand. The magic wand vibrator is a 3-in-1 vibrator, held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Slow down, take a breath, and relax. The world is full of high tech distractions, app controlled sex toys, and more than enough stress factors. Pleasure as a form of self-care is an idea that I 100% subscribe to, and I’m not the only one! MYLO is a newer sex […]

MYLO Fire 3-in-1 Vibrator Review

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photo of a black, purple and red silicone fantasy dildo, Uberrime Night King. The custom dildo is held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I want to take things to the next level. Let’s go a little deeper together. Let’s explore new depths with The Night King Dildo by Uberrime. It’s ready and waiting for us… are you ready too? Uberrime is one of my favorite shops that makes handmade sex toys. Not only […]

Uberrime The Night King Dildo Review

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photo of the small discreet black clit vibrator, the lelo nea 2. The vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Every once in a while, a vibrator comes my way that I’m not expecting to enjoy, only to end up liking it so much that I forget to review it. That, my friends, is what happened with the LELO Nea 2. I got it, somehow, and then it sat in […]

LELO Nea 2 Vibrator Review

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photo of a silicone custom dildo, SquidlyCo Elwyn 7" dildo. The dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I generally like to use this first part of a review to slowly introduce the star of the upcoming review. But if Elwyn from SquidlyCo isn’t designed for a slow introduction, perhaps neither should my review of the semi-realistic fantasy dildo that is ready to open you up quickly. Oops, […]

SquidlyCo Elwyn Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of a black clit vibrator, the Fun Factory Volta. The waterproof vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Now that the new Fun Factory toys, manufactured by Satisfyer in China, are starting to hit the shelves in North America, it feels like a great time to go in-depth about one of their vibrators: Volta. Since I shared the news that Fun Factory is back, Volta has become my […]

Fun Factory Volta Lay-On Vibrator Review

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photo of a size medium silicone dildo, the Butterfly Series dildo by Element Pleasures. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to non-phallic dildos, Element Pleasures is on the right track towards getting folks off. The owner, Brianna, was kind enough to send me the Butterfly Series dildo to test when she sent me the Universal Series, and I had so much fun testing both of them! Today’s […]

Element Pleasures Butterfly Series Review

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photo of the Sparrow vac u lock dildo by Silc Arts, a platinum cure silicone sex toy that is customizable. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Get ready to take flight in pleasure with the Silc Arts Sparrow Vac-u-lock Dildo, a platinum cure silicone sex toy from the same indie toy shop that makes ergonomic handles. I already love Silc Arts for those very handles, but how do their dildos do? I spent a long time […]

Silc Arts Sparrow Vac-u-Lock Dildo Review

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photo of the Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder V, a fantasy grinder sex toy with an insertable tentacle dildo. The grind pad is held in the left hand of plus size queer sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Nobody does grinders quite like Uncover Creations! They were the first shop that I was aware of that offered grinders (followed by Uberrime), and they’ve still got one of the largest selections. When the opportunity came for me to review more of their sex toys, I was excited to add […]

Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder V Review

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side view photo of the Monster Cocks Creature Cock silicone fantasy dildo. The skinny dildo is held in the left hand of plus size and queer sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Rising from the depths below, Creature Cock by Monster Cocks is perhaps a familiar design to fantasy dildo lovers. Years ago, when XR-Brands first launched their Creature Cocks line, one of the first designs they copied was Creature Cock. Unlike XR-Brands’ version though, Monster Cocks is a small company that […]

Monster Cocks Creature Cock Fantasy Dildo Review

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photo of Xara Toys Thrust Plug, a vibrating thrusting remote control butt plug. It is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Over the past year, I have slowly explored anal penetration and pleasure on myself. I’ve taken things pretty slowly, but when I received the Xara Toys Thrust Plug, I was ready to try something new. Sure, I’ve tried butt plugs and dildos and my boyfriend’s penis in my anus, but […]

Xara Toys Thrust Plug Vibrator Review

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