Sydney


photo of a small near clear purple suction cup dildo, KumoCoom Glimmer Bow. The body safe dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’m a sucker for cute things, ya’ll. I’m not immune to the line-up of cute dildos and sex toys from KumoCoom, and I knew I’d grow my collection of toys from them. After reviewing Maid’s Secret, I decided to purchase a Glimmer Bow as my next dildo from them. Like […]

KumoCoom Glimmer Bow Dildo Review   New!


photo of a size medium fantasy dildo, Velphar the Kobold made by Bunny Works. The purple dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Get ready to hop right into excitement and pleasure with a newcomer to the indie fantasy sex toy community: Bunny Works. Based in the US, this indie maker has hit the ground running with a wide range of sizing, interesting designs, and customizable fantasy dildos. Recently, Bunny Works reached out […]

Bunny Works Velphar the Kobold Fantasy Dildo Review


photo of the hismith premium 3.0 fuck machine in black with the included kliclok realistic silicone dildo attached to the machine.
If you’re in the market for a sex machine, it’s likely that you’ve come across the brand Hismith. Reviews of the brand are far and wide, and Hismith is fairly affordable compared to other similar machines on the market. “Affordable” is of course relative to ones’ income, but Hismith does […]

Hismith Premium 3.0 Sex Machine Review



photo of five silicone mushroom dildos made by German indie sex toy company, Fruity Bee Toys. The Shroomie dildos are posed in grass
Just a week or so after I first learned about Fruity Bee Toys, the German indie toy company reached out to me to see if I had interest in reviewing their toys. It was a quick “yes” from me. I have such a huge soft spot for botanical themed toys, […]

Fruity Bee Toys Shroomie Dildos Review


photo of the pulse queen oscillating vibrator by Hot Octopuss. The waterproof vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I love getting to try sex toys that provide a type of stimulation that’s new to me. Hot Octopuss’s Pulse Queen is exactly that, a new to me type of stimulation: oscillation. Oscillation is subtly different that vibrations, giving a tapping type of sensation. Sure I’ve tried tappers before, but […]

Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Vibrator Review


photo of a fantasy dragon knot dildo, Blake by Synthetic Sensations. The small soft silicone dragon dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I’m on a knot spree, ya’ll. I’m going crazy over here trying to find knotted dildos that are ideal for vaginal use, so when I had the chance for a sizable discount on pre-made inventory from Synthetic Sensations, I didn’t just buy one knot dildo… I bought two! First up […]

Synthetic Sensations Blake Dragon Dildo Review



photo of a platinum cure silicone dual density dildo, Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang dildo. The g spot prostate dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
You know what this dong is made out of? Boyfriend material. Vixen Creations dildos have been on my radar for a while, particularly after Peepshow Toys owner told me how difficult they are to keep in stock because they’re so popular. Now that I have a dildo budget, I decided […]

Vixen Creations Mustang Dual Density Dildo Review


photo of Qutoys Signature Series Loz Replica Dildo, a dual density suction cup dildo. The dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
My search for the best dual density dildos on the market continues! After reading about Qutoys on Reddit for months, I was curious, but not quite trusting the company. Then, they started launching replica dildos, and I started seeing some positive chatter about the brand. One of their reps reached […]

Qutoys Loz Replica Dual Density Dildo Review


photo of a size mini fantasy dildo, Obscura by Wyverns Vault. The fantasy dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
After swooning over Veld, I broke my own rule: buy from different indie to shop(s) each month. I bought another model from Wyverns Vault, Obscura. Despite my best efforts to distribute purchases to different shops, they just got me with a cute pour on a toy I’d had my eyes […]

Wyverns Vault Obscura Fantasy Dildo Review



side view photo of a red g spot vibrator, MYLO Fire wand. The magic wand vibrator is a 3-in-1 vibrator, held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
Slow down, take a breath, and relax. The world is full of high tech distractions, app controlled sex toys, and more than enough stress factors. Pleasure as a form of self-care is an idea that I 100% subscribe to, and I’m not the only one! MYLO is a newer sex […]

MYLO Fire 3-in-1 Vibrator Review


photo of a black, purple and red silicone fantasy dildo, Uberrime Night King. The custom dildo is held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I want to take things to the next level. Let’s go a little deeper together. Let’s explore new depths with The Night King Dildo by Uberrime. It’s ready and waiting for us… are you ready too? Uberrime is one of my favorite shops that makes handmade sex toys. Not only […]

Uberrime The Night King Dildo Review


photo of the small discreet black clit vibrator, the lelo nea 2. The vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Every once in a while, a vibrator comes my way that I’m not expecting to enjoy, only to end up liking it so much that I forget to review it. That, my friends, is what happened with the LELO Nea 2. I got it, somehow, and then it sat in […]

LELO Nea 2 Vibrator Review   New!



photo of a silicone custom dildo, SquidlyCo Elwyn 7" dildo. The dildo is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
I generally like to use this first part of a review to slowly introduce the star of the upcoming review. But if Elwyn from SquidlyCo isn’t designed for a slow introduction, perhaps neither should my review of the semi-realistic fantasy dildo that is ready to open you up quickly. Oops, […]

SquidlyCo Elwyn Fantasy Dildo Review


photo of a black clit vibrator, the Fun Factory Volta. The waterproof vibrator is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer and pornstar Sydney Screams
Now that the new Fun Factory toys, manufactured by Satisfyer in China, are starting to hit the shelves in North America, it feels like a great time to go in-depth about one of their vibrators: Volta. Since I shared the news that Fun Factory is back, Volta has become my […]

Fun Factory Volta Lay-On Vibrator Review


photo of a size medium silicone dildo, the Butterfly Series dildo by Element Pleasures. The dildo is held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
When it comes to non-phallic dildos, Element Pleasures is on the right track towards getting folks off. The owner, Brianna, was kind enough to send me the Butterfly Series dildo to test when she sent me the Universal Series, and I had so much fun testing both of them! Today’s […]

Element Pleasures Butterfly Series Review