
I love uncircumcised dildos and I love semi-realistic dildos. Marry the two together, and that’s Paladin Pleasure Sculptor’s Titan dildo! I’ve had my eye on the model for a while and finally purchased one recently. Bumpy texture has historically felt very overwhelming to me, but I wanted to revisit the texture as my body goes through some changes with aging and medication. So, I opted to try a firmness that I usually skip specifically because of the bumpy texture.
While I’m not exactly sold on the firmness, I like the model a lot, and I’m excited to share it with you!
Meet Titan by PPSculptors
Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPS, has some really nice, semi-realistic models in their line-up, including Titan. Titan is an uncircumcised dildo, though I’m sorry to say there is not any moving foreskin. The dildo has a prominent, though smooth, coronal ridge, a slightly curved shaft, and mid-shaft bumpy texture. There are 5 sizes of Titan available, ranging from XS up to XL. The base of the dildo makes it both harness compatible and anal safe. There was a previous version of Titan, and I’m reviewing the newer version! I don’t have the OG version, so I cannot compare the two.
The Titan that I selected is a size small in super soft 00-20 firmness platinum cure silicone. The 00-20 silicone is very squishy and floppy. PPS does offer firmer silicones, but they only do inventory drops so you can’t pick your firmness to go with your pour of choice. The size small Titan dildo has the following dimensions:
- Total Length: 6.75″ / 17.15cm
- Insertable length: 5.75″ / 14.61cm
- Tip circumference: 4.75″ / 12.01cm
- Max. circumference: 5.5″ / 13.97cm
- O-ring size: 2″ / 5.08cm

Care and Cleaning Instructions for PPS Titan
Since Paladin Pleasure Sculptors only uses platinum cure silicone for their products, cleaning them is very easy! Using a specialty toy cleaner or unscented soap that does not contain silicone, rinse the toy with warm water, lather it up with soap, then rinse again. You don’t really need a specialty toy cleaner, as it is just overpriced soap. Dish and hand soaps are both fine, as long as the don’t contain fragrance/perfume or any ingredients ending in -cone, such as dimethicone. If you don’t have buying power for the soaps in your household, then don’t feel bad about using a specialty cleaner! I use them because it’s harder to find soaps here that aren’t fragranced.
Platinum cure silicone can also be fully sanitized or sterilized! Fairly easily, too. You can boil the toy in water for about 10 minutes, soak it in a 10% bleach/water mixture for 10 minutes, run it through the dishwasher on a sanitize setting without detergent, bake it at 350F/180C for 10 minutes, or gently rub it down with isopropyl alcohol. Anytime you use bleach or alcohol when cleaning a toy, make sure you give the toy a hot water rinse afterwards!
Silicone is also a pretty durable material, though you should still take precautions during use and storage. Don’t bite or scratch at it, and try not to dig your nails into it. Avoid abrasive surfaces and sharp objects. Don’t store it with products made with TPE, jelly, rubber, or any other porous materials. All of these can damage the silicone, sometimes even to the point of making the dildo unsafe to use again. It’s just not worth it!

My Experiences with PPSculptors Titan
I can’t help myself. I keep buying or acquiring uncut dildos. I just love them! I’ve had my eyes on Paladin Pleasure Sculptors’ Titan dildo for a while, patiently waiting for a cute pour that caught my eye in a size and firmness that worked for me. It finally happened, and I bought myself this size small Titan, though in a firmness I didn’t think I’ve tried on a dildo before: 00-20. The base color is a blue shimmering black, with pastel pink, blue, and yellow drips, and it’s quite pretty!
As someone living in Europe, I was really surprised at how quickly my package from Paladin Pleasure Sculptors showed up. I ordered on April 11th and selected the cheapest shipping option, UPS Worldwide Express (€52.77 for two dildos). The package was delivered on April 15th.
Having only ever tried grinders in 00-20, I was curious to see how I liked the super soft firmness. To me, it’s really, really soft, to the point of being too soft. There’s a whole lot of flop and squish, plus a bit of droop when held at a 90degree angle. The bumpy mid-shaft texture is barely noticeable to me, which is really disappointing because I was hoping to feel it a bit more than I am. The softness of this dildo also makes me think that perhaps Lily Bud is actually 00-20 instead of 00-30.

The 00-20 firmness may not be the best option for me when it comes to insertables, however I think it’s a great option for people who are new to fantasy dildo textures and/or people who are very sensitive to textures. Had I started my journey into textures with a soft silicone, like the 00-20 instead of glass, there’s a good chance I’d have worked up to the ability to comfortably take bumpy textures sooner and wouldn’t have felt such an aversion to bumps.
Titan’s bumpy texture is also not nearly as raised as the bumpy texture on the first dildo I ever tried (a no-longer-available, frosted version of Crystal Delights’ Star Delight Dildo, which I no longer have). The bumpy texture on Titan is pretty low profile, though it is pretty abundant. It takes up about 1/3 of the shaft, right in the middle, slowly building up in profile before going back down to smooth towards the bottom of the shaft.
My preferred method of using PPS Titan was for cockwarming. It was easy to insert and comfortable to just leave in place before I used a bullet vibrator externally against my anatomy. The squish level was higher than I’m used to for cockwarming, though it didn’t feel any better or worse than firmer dildos I’ve tried, just… different. It didn’t give me a feeling of fullness, except when my muscles were clamping down on it during orgasm.

During one of my testing sessions, the doorbell rang with a delivery, and I decided to see how the dildo would feel leaving it inserted. The model isn’t designed for this kind of use, but all of the elements sort of came together all at once, and curiosity got the best of me. Titan did not want to stay put for the 5-10 minutes of me “wearing” it. Between my panties and shorts, there was barely enough support to keep it fully inserted as I walked around with it in. The base also wasn’t the most comfortable base for this purpose.
Even with those factors, walking around for a few minutes with Titan inserted was blissfully distracting. I could feel the movement of the dildo as my body pushed it around while I was wearing it. It was really, really enjoyable. If PPS made a butt or pussy plug version of Titan, I’d absolutely buy it after that unplanned testing experience!
My biggest struggle when using Titan was with thrusting, particularly if someone else was thrusting the dildo into me. It’s not that it wasn’t comfortable, because it was! It was because if I was having an orgasm, my muscles would clamp down so much that the dildo would easily pop out during the outward movement. As someone who really loves the feeling of continued thrusting while I’m orgasming, it was disappointing to feel it leave my body in the midst of pleasure. It happened both during strap-on sex and as my wife or partner would hand pump the dildo into me.

During strap-on sex, Cassie used the dildo on me in her harness. She didn’t love the way it handled because it would pop out of me so easily and repeatedly. I think that a firmer silicone or a larger size would have prevented this, though the maximum circumference of the next size up is a bit too big for me.
Both strap-on sex and hand thrusting with Titan were really comfortable and pleasurable otherwise. The bumps weren’t very noticeable to me, due to the softness of the silicone, so I was able to take it for quite some time without feeling overstimulated. I was also able to achieve orgasm, especially with the head angled towards my belly button.
Self-thrusting the dildo into myself was a bit more of a challenge. The base isn’t the biggest, thickest, or firmest, which made it less easy to hold with my grip issues and tendinitis. I could only really thrust it into myself for a moment or two before it became too much for me to comfortably hold. In these moments, I’d just push the dildo back in fully and return to cockwarming.

The coronal ridge on Titan is a great shape for g-spot or prostate stimulation. Though I was able to achieve g-spot orgasm using Titan, it was only when someone else used the toy on me. I think with a higher firmness level, I’d have an easier time getting there, as I just didn’t feel the right amount of pressure when using the dildo solo.
I did not try Titan anally, given the girth of it. Cassie also did not try Titan, due to the size and the firmness. If I eventually try Titan anally, I’ll be sure to update this review accordingly!
Pros:
- semi-realistic shape with bumpy texture is a nice combination
- multiple sizes and firmnesses available
- strap-on compatible
- anal safe
- easy to clean
- cute, colorful pour
- coronal ridge is good for g-spot or prostate stimulation (likely better with higher firmness)
- 00-20 firmness makes the bumpy texture much more approachable
Cons:
- 00-20 firmness isn’t for everyone
- popped out easily during orgasm while thrusting
- soft silicone collects dust, lint, hair, etc very easily

My Final Thoughts on Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Titan Dildo
Despite the softness not being right for me, I really like PPS Titan dildo. I enjoy it enough that I’m likely going to purchase a size small in a firmness that’s better suited to me in the future! The semi-realistic shape packs plenty of pleasure from the slight curve, the coronal ridge, and the bumpy texture. There’s a lot of potential for pleasure with this dildo, but for me, the softness left me wanting more. I like it, and frankly, I need more of it!
You should consider Titan if you’re into semi-realistic dildos but want a little bit of extra texture. For those who are intimidated by bumpy texture, consider the 00-20 or 00-30 firmness options, as this is far less intense because they’re both so soft and squishy. Paladin Pleasure Sculptors regularly pour the Titan model in multiple sizes, and they have drops every other Saturday at 2pm CDT / 3pm EST.
If you’re ready to get a Titan of your own, you can see available inventory for the model here. You can view the measurements for other sizes here.

I am not an affiliate for PPS, though other links in this review may be affiliate links. Please consider using my affiliate links when possible, as it helps me maintain my blog and continue investing in toys so I can help you better find toys that may work for you!



Discover more from Sydney Screams
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.
