This dildo review is a long time coming and one I’m really excited about! I mean, how could I not? RealDoll is an incredible brand offering truly luxury products and they were kind enough to gift me one of their RealCocks.
I selected the Dirk RealCock 2, because I wanted one that I could film with and at the time it was the largest/longest of their current offerings. That’s changed since our initial conversation with the addition of Bruce.
Compare the different size options for RealDoll’s RealCock 2 dildos
So let’s start with the basics! Dirk has a 8.5″ insertable length and a 2″ diameter with a 6″ circumference. Dirk is available in Fair, Medium, and Dark, and I selected “dark” purely because I’ve found that it’s incredibly difficult to find actual realistic looking dildos in dark skin tones. All of RealDoll’s dildos are Vac-u-lock compatible, which makes it great for using with fuck machines. Their dildos also have a hyper realistic triple-layer design that makes it feel like the real thing.
The part that really grabbed my attention are the balls: they’re ultra realistic with RealDoll’s “floating testicles” design that made me want to just squeeze and play with them as if they were stress balls.
After the order was placed, it took about a month from when the order was placed to when it arrived. The long turn around time is because each and every single one of the RealDick 2 products is handmade, one of a kind. They are crafted from start to finish by dildo artisans here in the USA. Yea, I said it: dildo. artisans.
Because what you’re getting is a work of art. It’s squeezable, the “skin” moves and shifts from the shaft the same way a real dick does, and the balls are purely joyful. This isn’t your average dildo. It’s a luxurious piece of body safe silicone artwork that you can fuck yourself with!
Dirk is a really sturdy dick, but he’s still a work of art and RealDoll recommends not pushing Dirk to the same limits you’d push a real dick. It is still delicate. You shouldn’t bite it or pierce it, and you should always use a water based lube with the RealCock 2 products. Because the RealCock 2 line is made with platinum grade silicone, it is body safe too! Just make sure to wash it thoroughly with hot water and an antibacterial soap after each use or switching between partners.
My favorite uses for Dirk are either on a fuck machine or a strap-on harness. If my partner is using it on me, she can easily slide it into an O-Ring harness to use on me and it feels like I’m being fucked by the real thing! Or if I want some “me” time and still want the experience of being penetrated, using the vac-u-lock hole in the base makes it so I can pop it onto the fuck machine and go wild. We’ve also found a suction cup vac-u-lock mount that we can slide into Dirk and take him into the shower or suction it onto a dildo mount.
Dirk and all of the RealCock 2 line are expensive, which does make them cost prohibitive to many. I will say that if you’re buying any of these realistic dildos to use on camera, I’ve had customers tell me that they couldn’t tell it wasn’t a real dick. All of the RealCock 2 offerings are hyper realistic, and when the base is discreetly hidden, it looks like you’re using the real thing on camera. It’s that good.
I do wish that RealDoll included a storage bag with Dirk. That’s a minor thing and maybe just a preference of my own, but ya girl loves when dildos come with storage bags. A storage bag would be especially nice, given the price tag of the RealCock 2 products.
But at the end of the day, I’d invest in a RealCock 2. It’s a beautiful dildo and it feels incredible. I cannot recommend the RealCock line enough, or RealDoll as a whole. Their products are a luxury and you pay luxury prices, and they are worth every dollar!
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