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photo of Levaina by Flirty Dawg, a tentacle fantasy dildo
Ya’ll! OMG! I won a coloring contest and my prize was the fantasy dildo I colored! A few months ago, Flirty Dawg was hosting a coloring contest on BlueSky. The rules were pretty simple: download one of their outline drawings from their site and color it however you would want […]

Flirty Dawg Sea Monster Tentacle Levaina Review   New!

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photo of the Puzzle sex grinder by Osuga in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I am kicking myself for not opening the box of Osuga’s Puzzle grinder sooner. I didn’t plan for it to be my second review of a product from the brand, but when I tried the vibrating sex grinder, I couldn’t resist. Hell, I couldn’t even stop myself from posting about […]

Osuga Puzzle Grinder Review   New!

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photo of pink rabbit vibrator Thrum by Chalovelo in the left hand of MILF BBW pornstar Sydney Screams
Holy. Moly. What a vibrator. I was not prepared for Thrum by Chalovelo. Honestly, I’m not sure what I was expecting from this vibrator. Sure, I read the product page and watched the gifs of this rabbit vibrator, but experiencing it is absolutely different from looking at it online. When […]

Chalovelo Thrum Rabbit Vibrator Review

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photo of four friends posing together in the Versailles gardens in the theatre. From left to right: Brooke Johnson, Kaiia Eve, Sydney Screams, and Cassie Cummings
Whew! Another year has flown by! As we get ready to kiss 2025 goodbye and ring in 2026, I thought it would be fun to share some of my wins (and losses), both personally and professionally. Heck, maybe I’ll even share some of my goals for 2026 here! In the […]

A Year in Review: 2025

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photo of HumpToy's suction cup dildo Ecstasy in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Every time I try a new dildo from an indie company, I swear I just fall more and more in love with the niche part of the sex toy industry. That’s what happened when I tried Ecstasy by HumpToy for the first time! I actually tried this dildo before I […]

HumpToy Ecstasy Suction Cup Dildo Review

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photo of two peoples' hands reaching out. The hand on the right is holding a lit joint, as they pass it to the person on the left
We’re both already naked, a blanket under my body, soaked from his keen desire to make me squirt repeatedly. My heart rate slowly returning to normal as my legs drape over his lap as he looks at me, an expression of bliss written all over his face. Music is blasting […]

Getting What I Want

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photo of the Bathmate HydroXtreme kit, which includes a hydro penis pump, comfort sleeve, travel pouch, cleaning brush, cleaning spray, padlock, and washcloth
It’s time for something I’ve never done before. Time to review a penis pump! Not just any penis pump, though. The Bathmate HydroXtreme penis pump kit, specifically. Bathmate is the leading hydro pump brand on the market, so when they reached out to me, I knew that this was a […]

Bathmate HydroXtreme Kit Penis Pump Review

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photo of the Love to Love Dildolls dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. The dildo color is "Nightfall", which is blue with star-shaped glitter inside
Ok, I’ll admit it: when it comes to “basic” dildos, I’m almost never interested. What do you mean there’s no texture? No unique or interesting shape? Can I at least have cute, vibrant colors? The answer to that last question is YES! Love to Love caught my eye with their […]

Love to Love Dildolls Dildo Review

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photo of the powerful wand vibrator, Pretty Love Rattler Wand Vibrator, in the left hand of Sydney Screams
“Are you using a power tool?!” Cassie shouted to me from another room moments after I turned on the Pretty Love Rattler Wand Vibrator. It had just finished charging, and as I always do after charging up a new to me vibrator, I turned it on to feel the vibrations […]

Pretty Love Rattler Wand Vibrator Review

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