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I quit OnlyFans over a year ago, now. I have a page so that my colleagues can still tag me, but I don’t update my page and I have a line in my bio that says I don’t update the page anymore. And honestly? It’s one of the best things […]

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Viben Sultry waterproof wand vibrator
Did someone call for a waterproof submersible wand vibrator? Your call has been answered: the Viben Sultry. Viben is a woman owned & operated sex toy company with a variety of vibrating pleasure products. I fell in love with them when I first saw the beautiful colors they use on […]

Viben Sultry Wand Massager Review


photo of Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 in "Wine Red", held in the hand of Sydney Screams in front of a tree
When I first received the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3, it was my first ever Satisfyer toy. And I was in love. Since, I’ve received numerous Satisfyer toys, including the Orca, which I reviewed on my YouTube channel. What’s the big deal about Satisfyer? Well, they’re a German brand known […]

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Review




Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion/You2Toys in the hand of Sydney Screams, in front of trans pride art that Sydney painted
Are you ready to meet Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion? A dual stimulating vibrator that is ready to win your heart and your orgasms, all at a budget friendly price! When I reviewed Your New Favorite Wand Massager, I promised you that I would review the other toys […]

Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion Review


Pepper Paramore vibrator in red
One of these days, ya’ll are going to get tired of me being attracted to toys strictly based on aesthetics. I know this, and yet… when I saw Pepper Paramore, I was intrigued. I’d never seen a vibrator like this one before! I needed to try it. Paramore is a […]

Pepper Paramore Vibrator Review



Mr Hankey's Toys Dildos & Dragons in large (left) and small/medium (right)
Ever fantasized about being railed by a dragon? Look no further! Mr Hankey’s Toys has a fantastic option for you: Dildos & Dragons! As with many of Mr Hankey’s Toys, Dildos & Dragons is not for beginners in more ways than one. The first being this dildo is very textured […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Review


Play with Me by Blush Moondust Magic rabbit vibe
Come-hither movement is such an underrated feature in vibrators. That’s why when I saw the Moondust Magic rabbit vibrator, I was excited to try it out. I’m a really big fan of a good come-hither g-spot stimulation and Blush did not let me down on this vibe! The only other […]

Moondust Magic Rabbit Vibrator by Blush Review


The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime
In the market for a knotted toy but want one without all the texture? Uberrime has the perfect option: the Bivius Alien Dildo, an entry level knot dildo that can be customized to your preferences. Before I jump in, if you haven’t heard of Uberrime, now is a great time […]

The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime Review