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photo of Tantus Fido silicone knot dildo in the right hand of Sydney Screams. The dildo is red with ribbing and a large knot, and is designed for anal penetration
Ya know what brand I’ve spent years buying from but isn’t properly reflected here on my site? Tantus. And honestly, I don’t know why that is. Tantus makes really good quality silicone toys, like the star of today’s review: Fido. I know that my only other review of a Tantus […]

Tantus Fido Dildo Review   New!

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photo of The Damn Alien Dildo made by indie toy company Uberrime, held in the left hand of pornstar Sydney Screams.
Hold onto your butts, dear readers. It’s time for an alien invasion! Specifically, The Damn Alien! Dildo by Uberrime, a fantasy dildo designed specifically for g-spot and prostate stimulation. Regardless of which hole this alien dildo is probing, you’re sure to have some out of this world pleasure. I know […]

Review of The Damn Alien! Dildo by Uberrime   New!

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photo of Solina Toys Maxima XXL and Maxima dildos in the hands of BBW Sydney Screams
In my never-ending quest for finding the perfect realistic dual density dildos at an affordable price, I know I can depend on Solina Toys to stay consistent with their quality sex toy offerings. Whether it’s the original line-up of Mega dildos or any of the other models they’ve launched since, […]

Solina Toys Maxima vs Maxima XXL Review and Comparison

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photo of fantasy dildo Moix by Hodge Podge Entourage, in the left hand of Sydney Screams. The silicone sex toy is a mushroom themed dildo
eeeeeee!! Time for me to introduce you to my first dildo from Hodge Podge Entourage: Moix. What is it about fungus that makes for such great dildos? Perhaps it’s the fantastic ridge that is perfect for g-spot or prostate stimulation. Maybe it’s just that mushrooms are literally so cute. Moix […]

Hodge Podge Entourage Moix Dildo Review

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photo of the Xara Toys purple thrusting vibrator Swish. The unique thrusting dildo is held in the left hand of BBW MILF Sydney Screams
FINALLY! something different, something new. Xara Toys has given us something exciting, the Swish vibrator, which I can only describe as a “wriggling” vibrator. They call it “thrust-wave”, but all I can think of is that this pretty lilac color vibrator is just wiggling around. Xara Toys’ Swish vibrator may […]

Xara Toys Swish Vibrator Review   New!

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photo of Levaina by Flirty Dawg, a tentacle fantasy dildo
Ya’ll! OMG! I won a coloring contest and my prize was the fantasy dildo I colored! A few months ago, Flirty Dawg was hosting a coloring contest on BlueSky. The rules were pretty simple: download one of their outline drawings from their site and color it however you would want […]

Flirty Dawg Sea Monster Tentacle Levaina Review

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photo of the Puzzle sex grinder by Osuga in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I am kicking myself for not opening the box of Osuga’s Puzzle grinder sooner. I didn’t plan for it to be my second review of a product from the brand, but when I tried the vibrating sex grinder, I couldn’t resist. Hell, I couldn’t even stop myself from posting about […]

Osuga Puzzle Grinder Review   New!

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photo of pink rabbit vibrator Thrum by Chalovelo in the left hand of MILF BBW pornstar Sydney Screams
Holy. Moly. What a vibrator. I was not prepared for Thrum by Chalovelo. Honestly, I’m not sure what I was expecting from this vibrator. Sure, I read the product page and watched the gifs of this rabbit vibrator, but experiencing it is absolutely different from looking at it online. When […]

Chalovelo Thrum Rabbit Vibrator Review   New!

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photo of four friends posing together in the Versailles gardens in the theatre. From left to right: Brooke Johnson, Kaiia Eve, Sydney Screams, and Cassie Cummings
Whew! Another year has flown by! As we get ready to kiss 2025 goodbye and ring in 2026, I thought it would be fun to share some of my wins (and losses), both personally and professionally. Heck, maybe I’ll even share some of my goals for 2026 here! In the […]

A Year in Review: 2025

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photo of HumpToy's suction cup dildo Ecstasy in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Every time I try a new dildo from an indie company, I swear I just fall more and more in love with the niche part of the sex toy industry. That’s what happened when I tried Ecstasy by HumpToy for the first time! I actually tried this dildo before I […]

HumpToy Ecstasy Suction Cup Dildo Review   New!

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photo of two peoples' hands reaching out. The hand on the right is holding a lit joint, as they pass it to the person on the left
We’re both already naked, a blanket under my body, soaked from his keen desire to make me squirt repeatedly. My heart rate slowly returning to normal as my legs drape over his lap as he looks at me, an expression of bliss written all over his face. Music is blasting […]

Getting What I Want

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