Get ready for some serious troll action! Bjarkan The Troll by Twilight Meadow Creations is one heck of a dick…or butt plug, depending on how you want to use him.
In case you’re new here, Twilight Meadow Creations is an indie toy company making fantasy dildos, grinders, packers and more! They’re a queer owned company based in Sweden. I’ve previously reviewed Nacken, which has some further info about TMC in the post, and included Raido in my Everything You Need To Know About Sex Grinders guide.
Let’s focus on Bjarkan
Winner of the 2021 AltPorn Awards Fan Favorite Butt Toy, Bjarken is a short and girthy dick with a blunt tip and several piercings. The shaft features scale-like texture, gentle ridges and rows of surface piercings along the edges of the tip and frontal ridges. There’s a lot of texture and detailing on this thick boy, including a divot on the dorsal side of the tip, which gives it a subtle horn-like shape.
Made with body-safe silicone, he’s available in 3 sizes, Mini, Small and Medium, and 4 firmness options, Extra Soft, Soft, Medium and Firm. Bjarkan is available for basic customizations, called Wildwood Alchemy Customs, with more advanced customizations available on occasion, called Wildwood Grimoire Customs. If you’re not sure what these terms mean, please check out my review of Nacken or thoroughly read through the Wildwood Customs Information page on their site.
We opted for a Medium size, Medium firmness Bjarken. Twilight Meadow Creations’ Medium firmness is Shore 00-50, which is similar to a stale gummy bear. Here are the dimensions for the Medium size:
- Total length: 16cm / 6.3″
- Shaft length: 12.5cm / 4.9″
- Swell circumference: 22cm / 8.6″
- Lower shaft circumference: 14.5cm / 5.7″
Caring For Bjarkan
Cleaning silicone dildos from Twilight Meadow Creations is really simple. All you really need is warm water and a gentle, unscented soap (preferably also non-silicone). Toy cleaner isn’t truly necessary, but you can definitely use it if you’d like! Plus, if you use a soap like Dawn, it will cut through any oil-based lubricants. Silicone is a soft material that is often quite sticky or tacky. Dust, lint, and hair all tend to stick to the surface, so be sure to wash it before and after use. You may want to use a soft toothbrush for cleaning in all the bumps and ridges.
You can also give the toy a deeper clean by boiling it for a few minutes or run it through the dishwasher on a sanitize setting without detergent, or you can soak the dildo in a 10% bleach/water mixture before rinsing. Don’t boil bleach!
Proper toy storage is also really important! Silicone may leave grease stains on porous surfaces, like wood, cardboard & paper. It’s normal, so nothing to worry about. Just make sure you’re not storing your toys with non-silicone rubbers or plastics such as jelly, PVC, TPE, etc. Also make sure not to store Bjarken on any abrasive surfaces. No biting, scratching, or excessive pulling/stretching either.
Using Bjarkan
I had to call in a anal expert for using Twilight Meadow Creations’ Bjarkan! My wife, Cassie Cummings, is the anal size queen of our household, and I asked her to help me with this review since she’s used Bjarkan.
“Even as an experienced fantasy dildo user, Bjarkan is a lot to take. He requires a good deal of warming up, either with fingers or another dildo, before I’m able to take him. The blunt head is hard to insert if I don’t feel loose. The texture is most noticeable around my sphincter, but once it’s fully inserted, I don’t notice it as much. Except for the Prince Albert piercing, which when it is faced towards my belly button, is pleasurable p-spot stimulation. I like full length thrusts so I can enjoy the bumps, ridges and piercings of the design, as well as the intense stretching the change in girth provides.
When using it as a butt plug, I walked around with it and tried sitting with it inserted. I found it comfortable to wear as a plug, and I preferred it where the testicles on the dildo were facing forward. I was concerned that my butt might be too big to wear comfortably, and was surprised to find that it wasn’t an issue.”
From my POV, as the one pumping the toy into her, getting it inserted into her can be a bit of a challenge due to the flat tip for two reasons. The first is that it’s harder to insert starting with the “v” horn shape side. Using the side with the piercing going in at an angle was the easiest side to get in first.
The second is that my hand strength makes it a bit difficult to push it into her at a slow speed, so I usually have to ask for her help. Buttholes are very sensitive and the skin is quite thin, so going too fast can cause tearing. Once it’s in and she’s gotten accustomed to the size and stretch, I’ll start with short strokes with just the lower shaft going in & out, until she tells me she’s ready for longer strokes. The swell of the shaft is dramatically thicker, almost 3″ of change in circumference on the Medium size, so start slow until you’re ready for more.
I’ve noticed that Cassie loses it fastest when I pair Bjarkan with external stimulation, usually the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Le Wand Rechargeable, or a combination of a bullet vibrator & oral sex. I usually start with just the dildo before adding additional stimulation so that she’s not overstimulated too quickly.
Our Final Thoughts on Bjarkan
Twilight Meadow Creations and their trolls! I love ’em! First, Raido, and now Bjarkan. The sculpts are so detailed, and I really appreciate the sort of matching pierced troll designs they each have.
“I think this dildo or butt plug is best suited for an advanced plug user. Even as a dildo, it still gives a butt plug play sensation. You really need to know what you’re getting into with Bjarkan,” Cassie shared.
A Medium/Medium Bjarkan might be too big for some users, so be sure you’re paying close attention to the measurements and size comparison images when you order. The blunt tip, texture and circumference change on the dildo are also not very beginner friendly, so you may want to work your way up to this one. Also, be sure to stretch because the blunt tip isn’t as easy to insert as a tapered or round tip.
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