Sydney Screams sex toy reviews


Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Shroomie vibrator by Maia Toys
Mushrooms are so popular. I don’t just mean the edible variety or even the psychedelic variety. I see mushrooms in art work, on lingerie, on shirts, on dishes, as decorative pillows… I could keep going. But where I don’t see a lot of mushrooms is in the sex toy industry. […]

Maia Trippy Toys Shroomie Vibrator Review


photo of Tracy's Dog Craybit Pro rabbit vibrator
Years ago, I came across Tracy’s Dog thanks to an Amazon review that went viral. I don’t remember the exact review, but it went along the lines of “OH MY GOD” and proceeded to hilariously describe the intense pleasure the OG by Tracy’s Dog gave them. Ever the skeptic, I […]

Tracy’s Dog Craybit Pro Vibrator Review


Photo of Svakom Mora Neo rabbit vibrator
I have a confession: I have a crush on Svakom. Something about their packaging, their branding, their products… everything feels tidy and cohesive. As a former marketer in my vanilla life, Svakom’s branding from the top down just makes my little marketing heart skip a beat. When they reached out […]

Svakom Mora Neo Vibrator Review




Photo of FemmeFunn Klio rabbit vibrator 3
About a year ago, I reviewed the FemmeFunn Klio rabbit vibrator on my YouTube channel, claiming it was my favorite rabbit vibe. I’ve read some posts on social media that people wish reviewers would update reviews after a while… and ever the people pleaser, here I am revisiting the Klio. […]

FemmeFunn Klio Vibrator Review


Photo of Fantasy Grove's Daybreak dildo in their watermelon pour
I was first introduced to Fantasy Grove when my wife bought her first dildo from them, Chonk. I was really impressed with the hand painted base and had to follow them on all of their socials. Fast forward to summer 2024 when I saw their watermelon pours and I had […]

Daybreak by Fantasy Grove Review



Photo of the BMS PalmPower Recharge wand vibrator in blue & black. The vibrator is in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Big power, tiny size. That’s what you’re getting with the BMS PalmPower Recharge wand massager. And not just any power, rumbly power. That’s right. You heard me correctly. Rumbly power in a tiny, wand shaped package. Meet The PalmPower Recharge Who knew that you could find a mini-sized wand style […]

BMS PalmPower Recharge Vibrator Review


Photo of The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime in the hand of Sydney Screams
When it comes to fantasy toy makers with a wide variety of options, Uberrime has many of their competitors beat. Lots of toy designs, all with customizable options. Please, they’re a queer run company, which you know I love. So when they sent me The Umbra Dildo to review, I […]

The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime Review


Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Impressions by Blush Havana vibrating dildo with the accompanying remote
Get ready to embark on a sensual journey to Havana without ever leaving your bedroom. The Impressions Havana Vibrating Dildo by Blush is not just a toy; it’s a ticket to a world of pleasure where every curve is designed to impress and satisfy your deepest desires. With its sleek, […]

Impressions by Blush Havana Vibrating Dildo Review