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photo of Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 in "Wine Red", held in the hand of Sydney Screams in front of a tree 1
When I first received the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3, it was my first ever Satisfyer toy. And I was in love. Since, I’ve received numerous Satisfyer toys, including the Orca, which I reviewed on my YouTube channel. What’s the big deal about Satisfyer? Well, they’re a German brand known […]

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Review


Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion/You2Toys in the hand of Sydney Screams, in front of trans pride art that Sydney painted
Are you ready to meet Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion? A dual stimulating vibrator that is ready to win your heart and your orgasms, all at a budget friendly price! When I reviewed Your New Favorite Wand Massager, I promised you that I would review the other toys […]

Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion Review


Pepper Paramore vibrator in red
One of these days, ya’ll are going to get tired of me being attracted to toys strictly based on aesthetics. I know this, and yet… when I saw Pepper Paramore, I was intrigued. I’d never seen a vibrator like this one before! I needed to try it. Paramore is a […]

Pepper Paramore Vibrator Review



Mr Hankey's Toys Dildos & Dragons in large (left) and small/medium (right)
Ever fantasized about being railed by a dragon? Look no further! Mr Hankey’s Toys has a fantastic option for you: Dildos & Dragons! As with many of Mr Hankey’s Toys, Dildos & Dragons is not for beginners in more ways than one. The first being this dildo is very textured […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Review


Play with Me by Blush Moondust Magic rabbit vibe
Come-hither movement is such an underrated feature in vibrators. That’s why when I saw the Moondust Magic rabbit vibrator, I was excited to try it out. I’m a really big fan of a good come-hither g-spot stimulation and Blush did not let me down on this vibe! The only other […]

Moondust Magic Rabbit Vibrator by Blush Review


The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime 6
In the market for a knotted toy but want one without all the texture? Uberrime has the perfect option: the Bivius Alien Dildo, an entry level knot dildo that can be customized to your preferences. Before I jump in, if you haven’t heard of Uberrime, now is a great time […]

The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime Review




Sydney Screams holds a custom made fantasy dildo, made by Stream's Toys 1
I got my first sex toy at 18 years old. A gift from a friend, my first toy was a purple, battery-powered, dolphin shaped vibrator. I loved it. That purple dolphin set off a bit of an obsession for me. Ever since then, I’ve collected sex toys of all varieties: […]

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B Swish BWild Bunny Infinite Classic Rabbit Vibe
Those looking for a small size rabbit style vibrator, look no further! B Swish has a cute, beginner friendly rabbit vibrator that’s petite in size: the Bwild Bunny Infinite Classic Rabbit Vibe. Coming in at 6″ total length and 3.875″ of insertable length, this little vibe has a 1″ max […]

Bwild Bunny Infinite Classic Rabbit Vibe Review



Fun Factory Stronic Petite Pulsator Dildo
After trying my first Fun Factory vibrator, the VIM wand, I instantly became hooked. Their motors are incredible! Which made me really excited to try the Stronic Petite pulsating vibrator. Even before my first use, I felt confident that Fun Factory wouldn’t let me down here. That being said… I […]

Fun Factory Stronic Petite Vibrator Review



Maia Toys Hunni 3 in 1 vibrator
I’m always so happy when a rabbit hops across my desk to review. I love rabbit vibrators, but the Maia Hunni isn’t your normal rabbit vibrator. It’s just rabbit shaped! 🐰 My first introduction to Maia Toys was because of their 2-in-1 vaporizer vibrator combo, the Vaporator, that came out […]

Maia Hunni Triple Action Vibrator Review