sex toy reviews


Photo of Svakom Mora Neo rabbit vibrator
I have a confession: I have a crush on Svakom. Something about their packaging, their branding, their products… everything feels tidy and cohesive. As a former marketer in my vanilla life, Svakom’s branding from the top down just makes my little marketing heart skip a beat. When they reached out […]

Svakom Mora Neo Vibrator Review



Photo of FemmeFunn Klio rabbit vibrator
About a year ago, I reviewed the FemmeFunn Klio rabbit vibrator on my YouTube channel, claiming it was my favorite rabbit vibe. I’ve read some posts on social media that people wish reviewers would update reviews after a while… and ever the people pleaser, here I am revisiting the Klio. […]

FemmeFunn Klio Vibrator Review



Photo of Fantasy Grove's Daybreak dildo in their watermelon pour
I was first introduced to Fantasy Grove when my wife bought her first dildo from them, Chonk. I was really impressed with the hand painted base and had to follow them on all of their socials. Fast forward to summer 2024 when I saw their watermelon pours and I had […]

Daybreak by Fantasy Grove Review


Photo of the BMS PalmPower Recharge wand vibrator in blue & black. The vibrator is in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Big power, tiny size. That’s what you’re getting with the BMS PalmPower Recharge wand massager. And not just any power, rumbly power. That’s right. You heard me correctly. Rumbly power in a tiny, wand shaped package. Meet The PalmPower Recharge Who knew that you could find a mini-sized wand style […]

BMS PalmPower Recharge Vibrator Review


Photo of The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime in the hand of Sydney Screams
When it comes to fantasy toy makers with a wide variety of options, Uberrime has many of their competitors beat. Lots of toy designs, all with customizable options. Please, they’re a queer run company, which you know I love. So when they sent me The Umbra Dildo to review, I […]

The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime Review



Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Impressions by Blush Havana vibrating dildo with the accompanying remote
Get ready to embark on a sensual journey to Havana without ever leaving your bedroom. The Impressions Havana Vibrating Dildo by Blush is not just a toy; it’s a ticket to a world of pleasure where every curve is designed to impress and satisfy your deepest desires. With its sleek, […]

Impressions by Blush Havana Vibrating Dildo Review


CalExotics Dual Rider Thrust & Grind vibrating grind pad with thrusting shaft
A motorized grinder with a thrusting rod? Count me in, CalExotics!! The Dual Rider Thrust & Grind is not your average grinder, and that’s a great thing! Grinders, or grind pads, are so hot right now, and for great reason! Many grinders help de-centralize penetration as part of sex and/or […]

CalExotics Dual Rider Thrust & Grind Review