sex toy reviews

Photo of Rock Candy Toys Suga Daddy unicorn dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. This is the 5.5" size in the fuchsia-purple color option.
For a while, if someone were to ask me to recommend a dildo for people wanting to move from realistic dildos to fantasy dildos, I wouldn’t have known where to start. Other dildos that come to mind have maybe the right shape but not any texture. However, I think I […]

Rock Candy Suga Daddy Unicorn Dildo Review   New!

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Photo of Mr Hankey's Toys Kthulu dildo in Gunmetal Grey, size small. Sydney Screams is holding the dildo in their left hand
Good big or go home, right? That’s what I tell myself every single time I choose a toy from Mr Hankey’s Toys. I think to myself “7.5in insertable length? I can take that! 6.5in circumference at the head? Sure, no problem!” but then, Kthulu shows up. “My eyes were bigger […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

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Photo of Delice™ By Blush® | Fleur clitoral stimulator in the left hand of Sydney Screams against a plant backdrop
I’m a sucker for suckers 😆 So of course I had to try Fleur from the Delice line by Blush. It promised a fluttering tongue and suction stimulation for my clit, and I couldn’t resist temptation. Get to Know Fleur With 10 sucking modes and 5 tongue-fluttering modes, Fleur by […]

Delice By Blush Fleur Clitoral Stimulator Review

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Photo of Svakom Pulse Lite Neo clit vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Small, cute, and comfortable to hold. At first glance, Svakom’s Pulse Lite Neo is off to a great start in my book, and that’s before I turned it on! This app-controlled clitoral sucker is packed with power in a small, colorful package. Well. Not literally packaged in a colorful package, […]

Svakom Pulse Lite Neo Review

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Photo of the Uberrime Splendid Dildo on a cream pillow with pink pillows in the background 1
Do you like a big head on your toys? I know I do. They’re perfect for g-spot and p-spot stimulation, which is why I wanted the Splendid Dual Density Dildo by Uberrime. A semi realistic dildo available in both single density and dual density. It might just be a perfect […]

Splendid Dual Density Dildo by Uberrime Review

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Flatlay photo of three vibrators in their boxes which have been opened. The vibrators are by Tracy's Dog: Ciro (top), Junibell (right) and Swirlii (bottom left)
I’m really excited today because Tracy’s Dog sent me a surprise box of toys for me to share with you. In celebration of Women’s Month, which runs from March 1-31st, Tracy’s Dog is running a special promotion for 15% off bundles, and they asked me to spill the tea on […]

Unboxing and Reviewing Tracy’s Dog New Toys

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Photo of Fera Daemon's map with Echo dildo lying on top of it
One day, I was scrolling along on BlueSky when I came across a post that had a photo of a dildo and the extras they had selected. The photo also showed a map and a tin canister, all very clearly from the same company. It was one of the most […]

Echo by Fera Daemon Fantasy Dildo Review

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Photo of the Orion VibePad 3 with remote control 1
The day I stop telling you that I love grinders is the day you should be worried. Because I LOVE GRINDERS! Grinders, or grind pads, have come a long way since my very first one. You’ve read my reviews the Inya Grinder by NS Novelties and the CalExotics Dual Rider […]

Orion VibePad 3 Review

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Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Shroomie vibrator by Maia Toys 1
Mushrooms are so popular. I don’t just mean the edible variety or even the psychedelic variety. I see mushrooms in art work, on lingerie, on shirts, on dishes, as decorative pillows… I could keep going. But where I don’t see a lot of mushrooms is in the sex toy industry. […]

Maia Trippy Toys Shroomie Vibrator Review

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photo of Tracy's Dog Craybit Pro rabbit vibrator
Years ago, I came across Tracy’s Dog thanks to an Amazon review that went viral. I don’t remember the exact review, but it went along the lines of “OH MY GOD” and proceeded to hilariously describe the intense pleasure the OG by Tracy’s Dog gave them. Ever the skeptic, I […]

Tracy’s Dog Craybit Pro Vibrator Review

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