sex toy reviews


Photo of The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime in the hand of Sydney Screams
When it comes to fantasy toy makers with a wide variety of options, Uberrime has many of their competitors beat. Lots of toy designs, all with customizable options. Please, they’re a queer run company, which you know I love. So when they sent me The Umbra Dildo to review, I […]

The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime Review


Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Impressions by Blush Havana vibrating dildo with the accompanying remote
Get ready to embark on a sensual journey to Havana without ever leaving your bedroom. The Impressions Havana Vibrating Dildo by Blush is not just a toy; it’s a ticket to a world of pleasure where every curve is designed to impress and satisfy your deepest desires. With its sleek, […]

Impressions by Blush Havana Vibrating Dildo Review


CalExotics Dual Rider Thrust & Grind vibrating grind pad with thrusting shaft
A motorized grinder with a thrusting rod? Count me in, CalExotics!! The Dual Rider Thrust & Grind is not your average grinder, and that’s a great thing! Grinders, or grind pads, are so hot right now, and for great reason! Many grinders help de-centralize penetration as part of sex and/or […]

CalExotics Dual Rider Thrust & Grind Review




Liberator BonBon sex toy mount in Purple (left) and Black (right). The Maia Toys Nala Wand is inserted in the purple mount, and the Solina Toys XL in Toffee is inserted in the black mount
Have you ever found yourself wondering how to easier ride a dildo or vibrator that doesn’t have a suction cup base? Want something that allows you to ride outside of the shower or bathtub? Liberator has the perfect option for you: the BonBon hands-free sex toy mount! Liberator is the […]

Liberator BonBon Sex Toy Mount Review


Viben Sultry waterproof wand vibrator
Did someone call for a waterproof submersible wand vibrator? Your call has been answered: the Viben Sultry. Viben is a woman owned & operated sex toy company with a variety of vibrating pleasure products. I fell in love with them when I first saw the beautiful colors they use on […]

Viben Sultry Wand Massager Review



photo of Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 in "Wine Red", held in the hand of Sydney Screams in front of a tree
When I first received the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3, it was my first ever Satisfyer toy. And I was in love. Since, I’ve received numerous Satisfyer toys, including the Orca, which I reviewed on my YouTube channel. What’s the big deal about Satisfyer? Well, they’re a German brand known […]

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Review


Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion/You2Toys in the hand of Sydney Screams, in front of trans pride art that Sydney painted
Are you ready to meet Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion? A dual stimulating vibrator that is ready to win your heart and your orgasms, all at a budget friendly price! When I reviewed Your New Favorite Wand Massager, I promised you that I would review the other toys […]

Your New Favorite Double Vibrator by Orion Review


Pepper Paramore vibrator in red
One of these days, ya’ll are going to get tired of me being attracted to toys strictly based on aesthetics. I know this, and yet… when I saw Pepper Paramore, I was intrigued. I’d never seen a vibrator like this one before! I needed to try it. Paramore is a […]

Pepper Paramore Vibrator Review