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Photo of Rock Candy Toys Suga Daddy unicorn dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. This is the 5.5" size in the fuchsia-purple color option.
For a while, if someone were to ask me to recommend a dildo for people wanting to move from realistic dildos to fantasy dildos, I wouldn’t have known where to start. Other dildos that come to mind have maybe the right shape but not any texture. However, I think I […]

Rock Candy Suga Daddy Unicorn Dildo Review   New!


Photo of Sydney Screams' left hand holding the Solina Toys Spotta realistic dildo
I’ve been waiting for this moment for a while. What’s so special about this moment? Well, now is the time for me to share one of the newly launched Solina Toys ultra realistic dual density dildos with you! You may remember that Solina Toys is making hyper realistic dildos that […]

Solina Toys Spotta Realistic Dildo Review


Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Shroomie vibrator by Maia Toys 1
Mushrooms are so popular. I don’t just mean the edible variety or even the psychedelic variety. I see mushrooms in art work, on lingerie, on shirts, on dishes, as decorative pillows… I could keep going. But where I don’t see a lot of mushrooms is in the sex toy industry. […]

Maia Trippy Toys Shroomie Vibrator Review



photo of Tracy's Dog Craybit Pro rabbit vibrator
Years ago, I came across Tracy’s Dog thanks to an Amazon review that went viral. I don’t remember the exact review, but it went along the lines of “OH MY GOD” and proceeded to hilariously describe the intense pleasure the OG by Tracy’s Dog gave them. Ever the skeptic, I […]

Tracy’s Dog Craybit Pro Vibrator Review


Play with Me by Blush Moondust Magic rabbit vibe
Come-hither movement is such an underrated feature in vibrators. That’s why when I saw the Moondust Magic rabbit vibrator, I was excited to try it out. I’m a really big fan of a good come-hither g-spot stimulation and Blush did not let me down on this vibe! The only other […]

Moondust Magic Rabbit Vibrator by Blush Review