dildo reviews


Photo of The Wandering Bard Shadow Demon dildo in front of a bottle of JO Lube and a magic wand on a wood table
As a fan of dildos that are a bit thicker-in-the-middle of the shaft, I was so excited to review the Shadow Demon by Wandering Bard Toys. That shape is my absolute favorite type of dildo, and whoooooo baby does this one deliver!  Get to Know Wandering Bard Toys Founded in […]

Wandering Bard Toys Shadow Demon Review   New!


Photo of Rock Candy Toys Suga Daddy unicorn dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. This is the 5.5" size in the fuchsia-purple color option.
For a while, if someone were to ask me to recommend a dildo for people wanting to move from realistic dildos to fantasy dildos, I wouldn’t have known where to start. Other dildos that come to mind have maybe the right shape but not any texture. However, I think I […]

Rock Candy Suga Daddy Unicorn Dildo Review




Photo of Fantasy Grove's Daybreak dildo in their watermelon pour 2
I was first introduced to Fantasy Grove when my wife bought her first dildo from them, Chonk. I was really impressed with the hand painted base and had to follow them on all of their socials. Fast forward to summer 2024 when I saw their watermelon pours and I had […]

Daybreak by Fantasy Grove Review


The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime 6
In the market for a knotted toy but want one without all the texture? Uberrime has the perfect option: the Bivius Alien Dildo, an entry level knot dildo that can be customized to your preferences. Before I jump in, if you haven’t heard of Uberrime, now is a great time […]

The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime Review


Fun Factory Stronic Petite Pulsator Dildo
After trying my first Fun Factory vibrator, the VIM wand, I instantly became hooked. Their motors are incredible! Which made me really excited to try the Stronic Petite pulsating vibrator. Even before my first use, I felt confident that Fun Factory wouldn’t let me down here. That being said… I […]

Fun Factory Stronic Petite Vibrator Review



Solina Toys Mega dual density dildos. Ultra realistic and body-safe 2
The hunt for the perfect realistic dual density dildo carries on! I’ve tried some of the most expensive realistic dual density dildos, I’ve tried some cheap ones, I’ve tried some mid-tier price range. All of them wish they were as good as Solina Toys ultra realistic dual density dildos. Solina […]

Solina Toys Ultra Realistic Dual Density Dildos Review


Gary 02 Dual Density Dildo by Tantus in Honey
As an adult performer, I’m always on the look out for good, realistic dual density dildos. For me, dual density dildos are a bit more comfortable to use for long periods of time both on camera and off camera. So obviously, I needed to try one of the dual density […]

Tantus Gary 02 Dual Density Dildo Review




Purple Rain D2 dildo by Blush - curved g-spot dildo
The first time I held one of Blush’s dildos from the Avant line, I swooned. It was the perfect silicone texture. Minimal drag and buttery smooth. I just had to get some of these beautiful dildos!! I started with Purple Rain D2, a 7 inch curved g-spot dildo with a […]

Purple Rain D2 Avant by Blush Dildo Review


Beowulf dildo by Mr Hankey's Toys in blood red 7
Large insertions and Mr Hankey’s Toys are practically synonymous these days. Mr Hankey’s Toys is one of the leading silicone toy makers out there, and my wife & I have a number of their toys in our collection. Cassie is the queen of large insertions, while I’m the opposite. So […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Beowulf Fantasy Dildo Review