Dildo review


Mr Hankey's Toys Dildos & Dragons in large (left) and small/medium (right)
Ever fantasized about being railed by a dragon? Look no further! Mr Hankey’s Toys has a fantastic option for you: Dildos & Dragons! As with many of Mr Hankey’s Toys, Dildos & Dragons is not for beginners in more ways than one. The first being this dildo is very textured […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Review


The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime 3
In the market for a knotted toy but want one without all the texture? Uberrime has the perfect option: the Bivius Alien Dildo, an entry level knot dildo that can be customized to your preferences. Before I jump in, if you haven’t heard of Uberrime, now is a great time […]

The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime Review


Sydney Screams holds a custom made fantasy dildo, made by Stream's Toys
I got my first sex toy at 18 years old. A gift from a friend, my first toy was a purple, battery-powered, dolphin shaped vibrator. I loved it. That purple dolphin set off a bit of an obsession for me. Ever since then, I’ve collected sex toys of all varieties: […]

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Maia Tegan jump thrust vibrating dildo in front of a monstera, in the hand of Sydney Screams 1
Beginners beware! The Maia Tegan Jump-Thrusting suction cup dildo is not for everyone. This intense vibrator is a lot to handle, and that’s a good thing. The Basics Maia Tegan Jump-Thrusting suction cup dildo is a harness compatible thrusting toy with a remote. Featuring 3 speeds, Tegan is ready to […]

Maia Tegan Jump-Thrusting Suction Cup Dildo Review


Curve Toys Jock Uncut 8.5" Dual Density Dildo held by a flowering tree by Sydney Screams
I’m a sucker for a good, realistic looking dildo. Maybe it’s part of the job – my porn consumers seem to enjoy either hyper realistic dildos or fantasy dildos. Maybe it’s just that I really enjoy a good dick, whether it’s attached to a person or not. Whatever the case […]

Jock Uncut 8.5″ Dual Density Dildo Review


Some of the best dual density dildos available on the market 3
As an avid toy collector, I’ve spent a lot of time playing with dual density dildos. A Lot. Both on camera and off camera. I have far more dildos in my collection than many people will touch in their entire lives. You could say I’m a bit of a cock […]

What Are The Best Dual Density Dildos?




Blush's Strapless Strap-on Collection 2
Strap-ons are complicated when you’re fat. There’s literally no way to get around that. Most strap-ons are for standard size bodies and even when they’re adjustable, they rarely go up to sizes beyond a XL equivalent. I’ve tried numerous brands that promise they’ll be big enough for me, a smol […]

The Best Strapless Strap-Ons for Plus Size Bodies