Dildo review

Photo of Craven dildos by Velvet Alley with a bottle of JO lube in the background
AHHH!! My favorite spooky themed dildo brand is back! After a year+ long hiatus, Velvet Alley has returned. Their return to the indie toy world means that I can review some of my favorite pieces by them – something I felt a little guilty doing when I wasn’t able to […]

Velvet Alley Craven Dildo Review

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Photo of the Sea Horse dildo by Uncover Creations in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I’m all about unique shapes and designs when it comes to sex toys, and Uncover Creations did not let me down with this one! I got my hands on The Sea Horse, a dildo that is not inspired by seahorse as we know them. Instead, the model was inspired by […]

Uncover Creations Sea Horse Review

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Photo of the Renaissance by Blush Raphael sliding skin silicone dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Until recently, I avoided sliding skin dildos because I hadn’t found any that were made with body-safe materials, but thankfully, Blush has fixed that with the launch of their Renaissance line. I was lucky to get my hands on Raphael, a 9.5″ realistic dildo with sliding foreskin & squeezable balls.  […]

Renaissance by Blush Raphael Dildo Review

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Photo of The Wandering Bard Shadow Demon dildo in front of a bottle of JO Lube and a magic wand on a wood table
As a fan of dildos that are a bit thicker-in-the-middle of the shaft, I was so excited to review the Shadow Demon by Wandering Bard Toys. That shape is my absolute favorite type of dildo, and whoooooo baby does this one deliver!  Get to Know Wandering Bard Toys Founded in […]

Wandering Bard Toys Shadow Demon Review

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Photo of Fantasy Grove dildo model Chonk is size small, held in the hand of Sydney Screams.
If you’re not a size queen, size king, or some sort of size royalty, move along because this review is not for you. This review is for the people who want a thick dick, who want to stretch, who savor the feeling of fullness. This is my review of Fantasy […]

Fantasy Grove Chonk Dildo Review

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Photo of Rock Candy Toys Suga Daddy unicorn dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. This is the 5.5" size in the fuchsia-purple color option.
For a while, if someone were to ask me to recommend a dildo for people wanting to move from realistic dildos to fantasy dildos, I wouldn’t have known where to start. Other dildos that come to mind have maybe the right shape but not any texture. However, I think I […]

Rock Candy Suga Daddy Unicorn Dildo Review

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Photo of Mr Hankey's Toys Kthulu dildo in Gunmetal Grey, size small. Sydney Screams is holding the dildo in their left hand
Good big or go home, right? That’s what I tell myself every single time I choose a toy from Mr Hankey’s Toys. I think to myself “7.5in insertable length? I can take that! 6.5in circumference at the head? Sure, no problem!” but then, Kthulu shows up. “My eyes were bigger […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

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Photo of the Uberrime Splendid Dildo on a cream pillow with pink pillows in the background
Do you like a big head on your toys? I know I do. They’re perfect for g-spot and p-spot stimulation, which is why I wanted the Splendid Dual Density Dildo by Uberrime. A semi realistic dildo available in both single density and dual density. It might just be a perfect […]

Splendid Dual Density Dildo by Uberrime Review

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Photo of Fera Daemon's map with Echo dildo lying on top of it
One day, I was scrolling along on BlueSky when I came across a post that had a photo of a dildo and the extras they had selected. The photo also showed a map and a tin canister, all very clearly from the same company. It was one of the most […]

Echo by Fera Daemon Fantasy Dildo Review

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Photo of Sydney Screams holding the Impressions by Blush Havana vibrating dildo with the accompanying remote
Get ready to embark on a sensual journey to Havana without ever leaving your bedroom. The Impressions Havana Vibrating Dildo by Blush is not just a toy; it’s a ticket to a world of pleasure where every curve is designed to impress and satisfy your deepest desires. With its sleek, […]

Impressions by Blush Havana Vibrating Dildo Review

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