customizable dildos

Photo of Mr Hankey's Toys Kthulu dildo in Gunmetal Grey, size small. Sydney Screams is holding the dildo in their left hand
Good big or go home, right? That’s what I tell myself every single time I choose a toy from Mr Hankey’s Toys. I think to myself “7.5in insertable length? I can take that! 6.5in circumference at the head? Sure, no problem!” but then, Kthulu shows up. “My eyes were bigger […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

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Photo of Uncover Creations Equiknot dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. It's a size small, medium firmness with a 2 color marble pour in Moonkissed and Violet
It’s time to get knotty again! And whew, knotty is right when it comes to Uncover Creations Equiknot dildo. The knot on this dildo is intense, but don’t let that scare you away. This dildo has a lot going for it and I invite you to stick around to see […]

Uncover Creations Equiknot Dildo Review

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Photo of Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug in Seamist, size small, held in Sydney's left hand on a pink cushion
Spring is here and it’s time to show off a pretty little flower. I know, “florals for spring, how original”, but trust me when I say that you need to know about this indie toy brand: Faux Phallus. Pardon me & my love for all things botanical, but I think […]

Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug Review

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Photo of Näcken dildo by Twilight Meadow Creations sitting on a bed by pillows
You know how I love independent toy makers! Today, I’m shining light on Twilight Meadow Creations, a Swedish based queer owned toy company. They’re the makers of Näcken, a semi-realisitc dildo that my wife and I both love. Started in 2019, Twilight Meadow Creations is a passion project turned business […]

Twilight Meadow Creations Näcken Dildo Review

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Photo of Fantasy Grove's Daybreak dildo in their watermelon pour 1
I was first introduced to Fantasy Grove when my wife bought her first dildo from them, Chonk. I was really impressed with the hand painted base and had to follow them on all of their socials. Fast forward to summer 2024 when I saw their watermelon pours and I had […]

Daybreak by Fantasy Grove Review

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Photo of The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime in the hand of Sydney Screams 1
When it comes to fantasy toy makers with a wide variety of options, Uberrime has many of their competitors beat. Lots of toy designs, all with customizable options. Please, they’re a queer run company, which you know I love. So when they sent me The Umbra Dildo to review, I […]

The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime Review

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