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Photo of The Wandering Bard Shadow Demon dildo in front of a bottle of JO Lube and a magic wand on a wood table
As a fan of dildos that are a bit thicker-in-the-middle of the shaft, I was so excited to review the Shadow Demon by Wandering Bard Toys. That shape is my absolute favorite type of dildo, and whoooooo baby does this one deliver!  Get to Know Wandering Bard Toys Founded in […]

Wandering Bard Toys Shadow Demon Review


Photo of Fantasy Grove dildo model Chonk is size small, held in the hand of Sydney Screams.
If you’re not a size queen, size king, or some sort of size royalty, move along because this review is not for you. This review is for the people who want a thick dick, who want to stretch, who savor the feeling of fullness. This is my review of Fantasy […]

Fantasy Grove Chonk Dildo Review



Photo of Mr Hankey's Toys Kthulu dildo in Gunmetal Grey, size small. Sydney Screams is holding the dildo in their left hand
Good big or go home, right? That’s what I tell myself every single time I choose a toy from Mr Hankey’s Toys. I think to myself “7.5in insertable length? I can take that! 6.5in circumference at the head? Sure, no problem!” but then, Kthulu shows up. “My eyes were bigger […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review


Photo of Uncover Creations Equiknot dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. It's a size small, medium firmness with a 2 color marble pour in Moonkissed and Violet 6
It’s time to get knotty again! And whew, knotty is right when it comes to Uncover Creations Equiknot dildo. The knot on this dildo is intense, but don’t let that scare you away. This dildo has a lot going for it and I invite you to stick around to see […]

Uncover Creations Equiknot Dildo Review