Readers, it may come as a shock to you to learn that I’m an anal newb. It’s true. Prior to writing this blog, I could count the number of times I’ve had a butt plug in on one hand. I could also count on one hand the number of times […]
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7 If you haven’t noticed it out by now, I’m a sucker for cute toys. So the first time I saw Creative Conceptions Unihorn vibrators, I swooned. Instantly, I thought of collecting them all the way some people collect Funko Pops and displaying them on a bookcase. The Unihorns are some […]
Creative Conceptions Unihorn Review and Comparison
1 What initially caught my eye about the NS Novelties Seduction Kaia vibrator is the color. The metallic blue called to me, but it seduced me with more than just its beautiful color. It’s also available from select retailers in metallic pink, but the blue has my heart. The ergonomic grip […]
NS Novelties Seduction Kaia Vibrator Review
2 When I saw the Viben Symphony at the Altitude Intimates show earlier this year, I swooned. Not only am I a fan of dual stim vibes, but I’m also a fan of vibrators that can transform. Much like the BMS Monarch Swan vibrator, the Viben Symphony has G-spot and clitoral […]
Viben Symphony Vibrator Review (vs BMS Monarch Swan)
2 I’m fairly new to bullet vibrators. I spent a lot of time shunning them, thinking that I need and want more than a silly little vibrator could give me. But then I tried one, and my mind changed. I’ve tried quite a few over the course of the last year […]
Blush Limited Addiction Bullet Vibrator Review
6 I have more wand style vibrators than most people will own in their entire lives, but up until recently, I didn’t have a truly ergonomic wand. Enter Blush’s Wellness Eternal Wand, a beautiful, iridescent lavender wand with a curved handle. When the wonderful folks over at Pleasure Curve sent me […]
Blush Wellness Eternal Wand Review
Just a few months ago, I had no idea that pussy plugs existed or even what they’re for. Today, I’m writing this with one inserted. Funny how that works sometimes, isn’t it? That’s right, as I write this, I’ve got the supersoft Oxballs Honcho plug filling up my pussy. And […]
Testing Oxballs Honcho as a Pussy Plug
7 Good quality, realistic dildos are hard to find. There are plenty out there that claim “realistic” but are literally just a single color dildo with no changes in coloration, no floating balls, no texture, etc. I mean, gosh… I probably have at least half a dozen “realistic” toys that are […]
RodeoH’s SoReal Posable Plus Realistic Dildo – Is It Worth ...
2 Strap-ons are complicated when you’re fat. There’s literally no way to get around that. Most strap-ons are for standard size bodies and even when they’re adjustable, they rarely go up to sizes beyond a XL equivalent. I’ve tried numerous brands that promise they’ll be big enough for me, a smol […]