adult toy review

Photo of Tracy's Dog Swirlii wearable vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Too much time has passed since I reviewed a wearable vibrator! I’ve talked about Tracy’s Dog Swirlii in the past, and I decided it was time to bring it back up for a proper review.  If you love wearable, insertable vibrators, stick around. You want to hear this!  If you’d […]

Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Vibrator Review

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Photo of the Viva Desire Saddle vibrator with the g-spot attachment
I don’t know if you’re ready for this review. Mainly because I didn’t know that I was ready for this saddle style vibrator when it arrived. VVD’s Viva Desire Saddle is perhaps the most affordable saddle vibe I’ve seen on the market, and I am shook.  Normally, I don’t share […]

VVD Saddle Rider Desire Review

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Photo of Craven dildos by Velvet Alley with a bottle of JO lube in the background
AHHH!! My favorite spooky themed dildo brand is back! After a year+ long hiatus, Velvet Alley has returned. Their return to the indie toy world means that I can review some of my favorite pieces by them – something I felt a little guilty doing when I wasn’t able to […]

Velvet Alley Craven Dildo Review

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Photo of the Renaissance by Blush Raphael sliding skin silicone dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Until recently, I avoided sliding skin dildos because I hadn’t found any that were made with body-safe materials, but thankfully, Blush has fixed that with the launch of their Renaissance line. I was lucky to get my hands on Raphael, a 9.5″ realistic dildo with sliding foreskin & squeezable balls.  […]

Renaissance by Blush Raphael Dildo Review

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Photo of The Wandering Bard Shadow Demon dildo in front of a bottle of JO Lube and a magic wand on a wood table
As a fan of dildos that are a bit thicker-in-the-middle of the shaft, I was so excited to review the Shadow Demon by Wandering Bard Toys. That shape is my absolute favorite type of dildo, and whoooooo baby does this one deliver!  Click here to watch my review on YouTube! […]

Wandering Bard Toys Shadow Demon Review

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Photo of Fantasy Grove dildo model Chonk is size small, held in the hand of Sydney Screams.
If you’re not a size queen, size king, or some sort of size royalty, move along because this review is not for you. This review is for the people who want a thick dick, who want to stretch, who savor the feeling of fullness. This is my review of Fantasy […]

Fantasy Grove Chonk Dildo Review

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Photo of Rock Candy Toys Suga Daddy unicorn dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams. This is the 5.5" size in the fuchsia-purple color option.
For a while, if someone were to ask me to recommend a dildo for people wanting to move from realistic dildos to fantasy dildos, I wouldn’t have known where to start. Other dildos that come to mind have maybe the right shape but not any texture. However, I think I […]

Rock Candy Suga Daddy Unicorn Dildo Review

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Photo of Delice™ By Blush® | Fleur clitoral stimulator in the left hand of Sydney Screams against a plant backdrop
I’m a sucker for suckers 😆 So of course I had to try Fleur from the Delice line by Blush. It promised a fluttering tongue and suction stimulation for my clit, and I couldn’t resist temptation. Click here to watch my review on YouTube!     Get to Know Fleur […]

Delice By Blush Fleur Clitoral Stimulator Review

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Photo of Svakom Pulse Lite Neo clit vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Small, cute, and comfortable to hold. At first glance, Svakom’s Pulse Lite Neo is off to a great start in my book, and that’s before I turned it on! This app-controlled clitoral sucker is packed with power in a small, colorful package. Well. Not literally packaged in a colorful package, […]

Svakom Pulse Lite Neo Review

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Photo of the Uberrime Splendid Dildo on a cream pillow with pink pillows in the background
Do you like a big head on your toys? I know I do. They’re perfect for g-spot and p-spot stimulation, which is why I wanted the Splendid Dual Density Dildo by Uberrime. A semi realistic dildo available in both single density and dual density. It might just be a perfect […]

Splendid Dual Density Dildo by Uberrime Review

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