It’s time for me to introduce you to the bullet vibrator that made me fall in love with bullet vibrators: the Swan Maximum Bullet by BMS. A swoon worthy vibrator available in the most beautiful blue or pink, complete with a silicone grip to make for a more comfortable experience.
I can’t lie, when Peepshow Toys offered to send me one to review, I reluctantly agreed. I thought bullet vibrators were… well… boring. I’m happy to report that Swan Maximum Bullet is far, far from boring. It’s so good that it made me orgasm faster than even my previous favorite vibrator, the JimmyJane Form 2.
The Basics
Swan Maximum Bullet by BMS is a ~3.5″ long bullet vibrator, made with ABS plastic. It’s similar in size to a tube of lipstick, perfect for sliding in a purse when traveling. It includes a silicone “comfy sleeve” that not only makes it easier to grip, but also shields fingers from the dreaded vibrator fingers. This is an extra strong vibrator, with incremental speed control.
The colors are so rich and vibrant, but I have to say that the blue’s vibrancy far exceeds the pink in my opinion. I had the pink one until I used it until it died (RIP), but upon receiving the blue one, I swooned all over again. Something about the blue paired with the gold accent is just beautiful!
There isn’t a speed count on this, because a simple press of either the large or small arrows on the base will increase or decrease the speed to your tastes. Designed with a slanted tip, the Swan Maximum Bullet has the perfect pinpoint stimulation. Partner that with the incremental speed control, this vibrator packs the ability to truly customize your pleasure. Do you want a pinpoint stimulation? You got it. Want a wider area of stimulation? Turn it slightly and enjoy! Want just a hint more power? No problem, slightly press the larger arrow and you’ve got it.
What can I say? This is just an amazing bullet vibrator!
BMS includes a 1 year product warranty on the Swan Maximum Bullet, and they ship with a small storage bag, charging cord, and the “Comfy Cuff”. All packaged inside a petite box with a thank you note and product manual. The box is sturdy and stylish, making it a sexy gift for your lover or yourself.
Swan Maximum Bullet has a magnetic charging cord, which connects to the base of the vibrator. It takes about 2.5 hours to fully charge, which BMS states gives you about 4 hours of play time. That play time is cut down by about half if you’re using this on full power, which is pretty standard with rechargeable vibrators.
Cleaning is quite easy because the Swan Maximum Bullet is fully IPX7 waterproof, meaning it can be submerged in 1 meter of fresh water for up to 30 minutes without damage. Grab your preferred toy cleaner or a mild soap, and clean with warm water. I slide the comfy cuff off and wash that as well, letting both the cuff and vibrator dry completely before sliding the cuff back on.
Pros:
- Incremental speed control is fully customizable
- Slanted tip for pinpoint stimulation
- Waterproof & rechargeable
- Comfy cuff is a really nice touch
- Includes a storage bag
- Beautiful color
- Travel lock
Cons:
- Without the comfy cuff, those with grip issues may find this one hard to hold
- Slanted tip isn’t for everyone
How to Use the Swan Maximum Bullet Vibrator
There are two controls on the bottom of the vibrator, a small arrow and a large arrow. Press either arrow to power on, then hold the bigger arrow to increase power. Once you reach your desired intensity, remove your finger from the button. To turn off the vibrator, press the smaller arrow.
You can also use the comfy cuff to slide over your fingers to make holding it easier, or you can slide the comfy cuff and vibe around a dildo or penis for internal vaginal use. I don’t recommend doing this anally, since the Swan Maximum Bullet is not anal safe. If large insertions are uncomfortable, this may also be too much, depending on the dildo or penis that you’re using it with.
The Swan Maximum Bullet is a clitoral vibrator. It’s easy to use for dual stimulation, paired with an internal vibrator, a dildo, or during penetrative sex.
My Experiences
Orgasms came so easily when using the Swan Maximum Bullet vibe. I love the customizable pleasure, though I did find myself accidentally turning it off when trying to decrease power. The comfy cuff made it easier for me to hold it, even with my grip issues.
I primarily used this vibe for clit stimulation, though it also was quite fun to use on nipples or on my wife’s girldick. As I mentioned earlier, this bullet vibrator is The One that changed my mind about bullet vibes. I do prefer to use this one on myself, rather than letting a partner use it on me, but that’s pretty standard for me when it comes to motorized toys.
The noise level on this one is pretty good. I found that I could easily use it while my wife slept soundly next to me, and she never mentioned hearing it when in a different room from me. It’s not the quietest, but I wouldn’t expect such a powerful vibrator to be a quiet one.
Final Thoughts
I cannot get enough of the Swan Maximum Bullet vibrator. It’s so, so good. Even with the other vibrators in my life, this one is by far my favorite bullet vibrator. It’s my first bullet vibe love that no other bullet vibes have managed to dethrone. It is the only bullet vibrator in my nightstand, though Blush Limited Addiction bullet vibe is ready to fill in if and when the Swan Maximum Bullet dies.
It’s hard to find anything wrong with the Swan Maximum Bullet, especially since the only “cons” are based purely on personal preference rather than something like intensity or battery power.
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