Review of The Damn Alien! Dildo by Uberrime   New!

Hold onto your butts, dear readers. It’s time for an alien invasion! Specifically, The Damn Alien! Dildo by Uberrime, a fantasy dildo designed specifically for g-spot and prostate stimulation. Regardless of which hole this alien dildo is probing, you’re sure to have some out of this world pleasure. I know I did.

If you don’t already know, Uberrime is one of my favorite indie sex toy makers. They’re based in Florida, literally minutes from where I grew up in Orlando. They’re also supporters of SWAID, a mutual aid & harm reduction organization that helps sex workers in need across the US. I’ve shared a bit more about Uberrime in a past review, in case you’re curious to learn more about the fantasy sex toy company!

Oh, and they make really good sex toys! Their catalog is one of the biggest varieties of sex toys I’ve seen from an indie toy company, with over 100 models to choose from. I mean it when I say that Uberrime really does have something for everyone.

Get to Know The Damn Alien! by Uberrime

As one of Uberrime’s top selling fantasy dildos, The Damn Alien! dildo is available in three sizes, small, medium and large, with the option to buy a ready-made UV version or the option to customize your own. The pre-made UV reactive version is only available in medium and large sizes, though. It was designed with g-spot and p-spot stimulation in mind, with a bulbous head and two rows of bumps beneath that provide extra caresses of pleasure. There’s a slight curve to the shaft, with a pair of bumps on either side of the shaft below the first two rows, and the base features four small, squishy horns. The dildo is made with platinum cure silicone and is anal safe and harness compatible.

When ordering a custom version of The Damn Alien!, buyers can select from 3 firmness options and up to 3 colors. The size large can also have a vac-u-lock port or bullet vibrator hole added, however the other two sizes are too narrow for either hole. I received a size large in the recommended firmness of shore 0050. Here are the dimensions of the large:

• Total length: 8.25″ / 20.955cm
• Insertable length: 7″ / 17.78cm
• Widest diameter: 2″ / 5.08cm
• Widest circumference: 6.28″ / 15.951cm
• O-ring recommendation: 2″ / 5.08cm

Caring For Your Alien Dildo

As the human hosts for our precious alien invaders, it’s really important to take good care of them! Uberrime is pretty clear about what kind of lubricant you should use: water-based lubes are best, natural oils or oil based lubricants are ok as long as you aren’t allergic to those oils. Avoid silicone lube, as it can damage the fantasy dildo, making it unsafe to use.

You should always wash your sex toys both before and after use, especially with soft silicones! Silicone can have a tacky texture to the surface, making hair, dust, lint, etc cling to the surface easily. The best way to clean them is with warm water and unscented, anti-bacterial soap, though you can also use a toy cleaner if you prefer. If you need to do a deep clean or sanitize your silicone dildo, you have a few options:

• soak in a 10% bleach/90% water mixture
• run them through the dishwasher without soap and only on a sanitize setting
• boil them in a pot of water for a few minutes, using silicone utensils to make sure the dildo is not resting against the base or sides of the pot
• put them in a pre-heated oven at 350F / 180C for 15 minutes (do not do this with dual density dildos or any hand painted toys, as prolonged heat exposure can cause them to warp or delaminate)

Uberrime actually has an incredibly helpful post about how to clean and sanitize your sex toys, going far more in depth about it than I am willing to do here in a review. If you want more information or further context, I highly recommend giving it a thorough read.

Make sure you’re not biting or scratching your fantasy sex toys too. And don’t store them against an abrasive or highly texture surface, like wire racks. After you’ve washed and dried your toy, the dildo can be store on a shelf or in a soft cloth bag.

My Experiences with The Damn Alien!

If there’s one thing that my wife and I can agree on, it’s that The Damn Alien! dildo by Uberrime can probe us any time. Just kidding, Cassie and I agree on a lot of things, and this dildo is one of many that we both love. Heck, The Damn Alien! isn’t even the only dildo from Uberrime that both my wife and I love!

When I opened the box from Uberrime, I’ll admit that I was a bit intimidated by The Damn Alien! dildo. That bulbous head and the two rows of bumps beneath it looked like a lot of texture that I wasn’t sure I was ready for. So, naturally, I let Cassie try it first!

Using The Damn Alien! in my strap-on harnesses was pretty easy. Since the silicone has a decent amount of squish to it, a 2″ / 5.08cm o-ring is easy to get around the dildo, regardless of whether there are fastener straps holding the o-ring or not. The hardest part to get through the o-ring with fastener straps already attached are the bumps and bulbous head, but with a quick squeeze, those didn’t slow me down. As a plus size person, I appreciate the thickness of the base, because it helps give more length to the dildo so my belly isn’t getting in the way of my topping.

Cassie has loved The Damn Alien! dildo every single time I use it on her, especially the way the head and bumps hit her prostate. The trick for her was short strokes that focused on hitting her p-spot repeatedly. The texture allows for almost continuous stimulation, and as someone whose a fan of making their wife’s mind turn to mush during sex, I used it to my advantage every time.

Even when I would hand-pump the dildo into Cassie’s butt instead of strap-on topping, the dildo always did it’s job well. I found the base pretty comfortable to hold, and the variety of angles I used never caused me any issues with my nerve damage. In some cases, I always also able to top Cassie using The Damn Alien! without a harness and hands-free, using my thigh or FUPA pressed against the base of the dildo to pump it in and out of her. I find I’m somewhat lacking in control going those hands-free routes, but the size of the base allowed for me to comfortably use the dildo on her that way.

After properly sanitizing the dildo, it was my turn to feel The Damn Alien! As we turned the tables so that Cassie could use the dildo on me, I suddenly understood how easily the dildo can turn someone’s brain into mush. The same bumps that drove Cassie crazy with prostate stimulation were the same bumps that got my legs shaking, my body writhing, and my hands clamped over my own mouth so our neighbors wouldn’t hear.

My g-spot went wild with the stimulation from this fantasy dildo. I wasn’t too shocked by this, as I do know that a lot of dildos that are good for prostate stimulation are also good dildos for g-spot stimulation. The Damn Alien! was no exception to that, and I found myself exploring space as my mind exploded from pleasure. This alien can get it anytime.

Even when I used Uberrime’s The Damn Alien! on myself, the stimulation is intense in the best way. I wish I got one that had a vac-u-lock hole in it, but using a double-sided suction cup at least allowed me to use the dildo with my suction cup ergonomic handle. It made thrusting the dildo much more comfortable on my neck, shoulders and back, since I didn’t have to prop myself up to thrust.

This fantasy dildo’s design really is ideal for thrusting, though I did also use the dildo inserted and left alone while using a vibrator on my clitoris. The shape was good, but not great for this just leaving it in, untouched. I ended up using my thighs to hold it in place while rocking my hips up and down, chasing that fantastic g-spot stimulation. It worked, but I still prefer this dildo for thrusting.

One thing that I did notice about the large The Damn Alien! dildo is that there are visible lines on the surface of the dildo from the 3D printing process. When companies 3D print a design, they file down the lines before coating the surface for mold making. Sometimes, if the lines aren’t filled down and coated, the mold will end up passing along the texture and/or appearance to the toys made in the mold. The lines aren’t raised and I can’t feel anything running my fingers over them, but they are visible. This is really the first time I’ve ever come across this from Uberrime, and I don’t know if I’d even notice it if the toy wasn’t a solid color and I wasn’t holding it in front of studio lighting. I actually got this dildo in 2024, prior to moving to NL, so it is possible that this has been remedied, but I don’t know for sure.

The shore 0050 silicone has a good amount of squeeze and squish to it with the size large alien dildo. Personally, I’m glad that the firmness isn’t softer, as I think 0030 would be far too soft for the bumps to have nearly as much of an effect. Cassie really loves firm dildos for anal, as firmer silicone is a bit easier for anal insertion and hits her prostate in a more effective way. I typically like 0050 silicone, as it’s got a nice squish that’s sorta close to “the real thing.” If I were to re-buy this model, I’d stick to the size large, but get the 8A firmness instead and add a vac-u-lock port.

I’d consider this a moderately textured dildo, as the bumps below the head wrap around the shaft to the underside, and there is a bit more texture lower on the shaft. If the texture of The Damn Alien! looks a bit too much for you, Uberrime actually has another alien dildo from their Phantasia collection that has a similar design with smaller bumps, Astrum Alien. Astrum Alien is available as a ready made or customization in sizes small and large. I haven’t tried that one, so I can’t say too much about it other than the appearance looks similar-ish and other toys from the Phantasia line have great beginner friendly textures.

Pros:

• platinum cure silicone is easy to clean & sanitize
• available in 3 sizes, 3 firmnesses, and up to 3 colors of your choice
• buy a ready made or customize your own
• anal safe
• o-ring harness compatible
• top tier g-spot and prostate stimulation
• made by a queer owned company in Florida

Cons:

• texture may be too much for some
• soft silicone can feel tacky or sticky, easily causing hair, lint, dust, etc to stick to it
• shaft is too narrow on small & medium sizes for vac-u-lock or vibrator ports
• 3D printing lines are somewhat visible on the large size (circa 2024)

Beam Me and The Damn Alien! Up, Uberrime

I don’t know how they do it, but Uberrime has done it again with The Damn Alien! dildo. The orgasm inducing design is a delight to use, whether vaginally or anally. Even just using the dildo to top my wife is so much fun that I’m dripping wet from the experience! The orgasmic bliss from The Damn Alien! is really good, even with a softer shore silicone. I can only imagine how much more intense it would be with a firmer silicone (like that 8A firmness that they offer). I think I’d explode!

If you love g-spot stimulation or prostate stimulation, Uberrime’s The Damn Alien! dildo needs to be on your radar. I’d make the same recommendation if you’re someone who enjoys overstimulation, as you’ll get a lot of stimulation thanks to those bumps and that head.

Ready to get a Damn Alien! dildo of your own? Please use my affiliate links placed throughout this post, or use the specific size links here:

• The Damn Alien! Dildo, custom size small
• The Damn Alien! Dildo, custom size medium
• The Damn Alien! Dildo, custom size large
• The Damn Alien! Dildo, pre-made UV reactive

I don’t have a coupon code for Uberrime, however, a little birdy told me that they’re going to run a Valentine’s Day discount, so be sure to sign up for their newsletter or keep an eye on their BlueSky for updates on that 😉 And remember, it’s always great to support LGBTQIA+ indie toy companies like Uberrime!

I was sent The Damn Alien! dildo as part of my on-going affiliate collaboration with Uberrime, however all thoughts & opinions are my own. Even if I wasn’t an affiliate for Uberrime, I’d still recommend them as a brand and have purchased items from them!