Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Celia Fantasy Dildo Review

I’ve been waiting a year to share this with ya’ll. Over a year, actually. I collaborated with Paladin Pleasure Sculptors to design a dildo!!! Meet Celia, a dildo designed by yours truly, available from PPSculptors.

I met Linda, the owner of Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, in 2024 at the Alt Porn Awards in Las Vegas. We were both nominated, though in different categories, and PPSculptors won Best Sex Toy Stroker or Grinder for Calypso. She asked me to reach out to her via email, and within a few days she had asked if I’d be interested in designing a dildo. I was really excited at the prospect of designing a dildo and got to work with a pencil & paper to start drawing ideas.

Ya’ll. I am not good at drawing, but I tried my best and sent 2 different ideas to her. She selected my top choice: a semi-realistic human penis with a tentacle wrapped around it. At the time, I hadn’t seen anything like it on the market, and as someone who loves realistic dildos and tentacles, I thought to myself “why not both?” Since I sent her the idea, I have seen similar designs by another indie toy company, Kraken Rogue & Kraken Wizard by Pleasure Forge. Even if the general idea is the same, the executions are different and unique, and I’m really excited to introduce you to Celia.

But first, let me introduce you to Paladin Pleasure Sculptors!

Meet PPSculptors

Collector turned maker, Linda at Paladin Pleasure Sculptors found herself thinking about how she would design and pour toys. She launched the company in 2020, and quickly became a very popular brand for collectors. They’re up to 36 different models, including Celia, excluding picky pads. I’ve talked about 3 of their grinder options in the past, but grinders are just a small part of their offerings.

When I think of PPSculptors, I think of drips, bold colors, and crazy marbleizations. Linda’s skills with pouring are next level cool, and only available via inventory drops. Recently, PPSculptors asked if customers would be interested in surprise guided customs, but for now, the only way to buy from them is to shop their inventory drops.

PPSculptors does inventory drops every other Saturday at 2pm CST, with previews posted on Bluesky, IG & X prior to drop time. Some of their toys sell quickly, so it’s a great idea to set an alarm or two to remind you of drop time so you’re more likely to get the toy that you’d like. To make shopping a drop a bit easier, check out their page about best practices for How to Order.

Meet Celia

As I mentioned earlier, I’m a fan of realistic dildos and tentacle dildos. Texture is something that can very quickly overstimulate me, so I wanted to create something that combined all of those elements into one piece. Celia’s design features a prominent coronal ridge and veins on the realistic penis, with a tentacle covered in little suckers and bumps wrapped around the shaft of the penis. The tentacle gives a naturalish thicker-in-the-middle design that I love, with a slight curve to the shaft for better g-spot & p-spot stimulation.

When it comes to sizes and firmnesses, PPSculptors offers 5 different firmness levels: 00-30, NC 00-31, 00-50, NC 00-45 and DS 10A. Both sizes of Celia that I received are in medium 00-50 firmness. Celia is available in 3 different sizes, though I’ve only got Medium & Large shown here in pictures. Here are the specs for all three sizes:

The base of the design also features both Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and my logo. While I did design the dildo, the actual 3D sculpt was done by Nix of MonsterSmash. She did a fantastic job at taking my sketch and turning it into a 3D design that ShopDad then used to create the molds that PPSculptors is now using to pour Celia!

Care Instructions for Celia

Paladin Pleasure Sculptors recommends only using water-based or oil-based lubricants. They specifically say to avoid silicone and hybrid silicone lubes to avoid damaging your toy.

To clean your toys from PPSculptors, you can use a toy cleaner but it’s also ok to use an unscented soap that does not have any silicone in the ingredients list (such as dimethicone). Because there is a lot of detailing and nooks & crannies, I found using a small, soft toothbrush really helps properly clean everything. For a deeper clean or to sterilize the toy, you can boil their toys in water for about 10 minutes, stirring to make sure the toy isn’t resting against the sides or bottom of the pot, or you can soak the toy in a 1 part/10 parts water mixture. Do not boil bleach!

How Did I Do Designing Celia?

I designed a dildo and then, I fucked myself with it. Honestly, it feels a little surreal still, but every time I use Celia, it starts to set in that I designed a dildo. I have spent months silently worrying “what if it sucks?” Thanks anxiety and/or RSD!

Thankfully, Celia doesn’t suck. Celia does a lot of things, but that’s not one of them.

Using Celia was intense, I won’t lie. There’s a lot of usual, non-symmetrical stimulation going on, with the suckers, the bumps, and the ridges created from the tentacle. The realistic texture of the dildo is almost non-existent thanks to the texture of the tentacle. The coronal ridge was really the only realistic texture that was noticeable to me.

The first few times I used Celia, I thought my brain broke. It didn’t matter if I inserted it and then used a vibrator on my clit while rocking my hips up & down or if Cassie used the dildo to fuck me, the texture melted away every thought in my mind and all I could focus on was how stretched I felt and how the texture felt in me. I almost wish I picked a size small for myself instead of a medium, but honestly the stretch is so delicious that I can’t complain.

There’s a slight curve that gives Celia a good angle for g-spot and p-spot stimulation. The coronal ridge plus the tentacle right below it have a similar stimulation effect to the Splendid Dildo by Uberrime, in which the double ridges massages the g-spot / p-spot, but with a wider lower ridge than Splendid. The texture of the tentacle itself is similar to many tentacle dildos with suckers, but the asymmetrical design is unlike any other toys in my collection.

When Cassie tried Celia, her first impressions were overwhelmingly positive. We’ve only been able to use the toy on her once due to an unrelated issue, but I’ll update this review with more of her thoughts once we’ve had more opportunities to use it on her.

Although I wasn’t able to go to town throwing strap with Celia, I did test it out in my harness. The medium Celia works with a 2.5″ o-ring and the large Celia works with a 3″ o-ring. This is where having more knowledge of designing dildos would have really benefitted the design, because there isn’t really a great spot for the o-ring to sit properly due to the asymmetrical design. It sits a little lopsided, which did slightly change my positioning needs. I was able to work around it in the short time I used it in my harness.

For someone who spent so much time anxiously questioning whether I’d like the dildo I designed, I’m pleased to share that Celia does the trick for me. It’s fun to use and have it used on me, and it’s fun to use on other people.

Pros:

• Unique blend of realistic and fantasy dildo textures
• Designed by Me!!!
• Made with body-safe silicone in the US
• Easy to clean
• Available in 3 sizes
• Anal friendly
• Harness compatible-ish

Cons:

• Asymmetrical texture is likely too intense for some
• It also makes it hard for an o-ring to sit flush with the base of the toy for easier strap-on topping

Final Thoughts on PPSculptors Celia

For my very first dildo design, I’m overall really happy with Celia. I’m honored that Paladin Pleasure Sculptors invited me to design a toy for them, and Nix & ShopDad both did great jobs helping the process. The initial pours I’ve seen on PPSculptors BlueSky have me really excited to see what else they’ll create with the design.

There is a lot of fun to be had with Celia, for those brave enough to try. I wouldn’t recommend this for those who don’t like a lot of texture, but if you’re like me and you like texture, I hope you’ll give Celia a try!

If you’d like to get a Celia of your own, please shop Paladin Pleasure Sculptors inventory! The first drop that will include Celia is on August 23rd, 2025 at 2pm CST. I do not have an affiliate link for PPSculptors, though other links in this review may be affiliate links.

As part of my collaboration with Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, I received 2 toys. This review, and the video review on my YouTube channel, were not part of our agreement, however I couldn’t resist reviewing my own design.