Ever fantasized about being railed by a dragon? Look no further! Mr Hankey’s Toys has a fantastic option for you: Dildos & Dragons!
As with many of Mr Hankey’s Toys, Dildos & Dragons is not for beginners in more ways than one. The first being this dildo is very textured and the second being even the “small/medium” size is still quite large for those who are new to sex toys. But we’ll get to all of that in a minute!
First, an introduction to Mr Hankey’s Toys if you’re unfamiliar. Mr Hankey’s Toys is a fantasy dildo company, specializing in large and unique toys. All of their toys are handmade using body-safe silicone and can be customized by size, color and firmness. Many of their designs are not only award-nominated, but also award-winning! You may remember a previous review I posted of the Beowulf dildo by Hankey’s as well.
Additionally, Mr Hankey’s Toys has sponsored SWAID Collective events by providing dildos to raffle off to raise money for the organization, which absolutely gives me a bias in their favor as a volunteer staff member for SWAID. If you’re unfamiliar with SWAID, we’re a federally recognized 501(c)(3) that provides harm reduction supplies & microgrants to SWers in need. We’re big fans of Mr Hankey’s Toys over at SWAID!
Meet Mr Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons
If you’re a fan of a certain TTRPG that is celebrating it’s 50th anniversary this year, you might find yourself a fan of Mr Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons, inspired by that very TTRPG. Dildos & Dragons is available in 5 sizes: XS, small/medium, large, XL and XXXL. There are 4 firmness options for customers to choose from: 40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, and extra firm. Customers can also select to have an attachment hole added and choose from 25 different colors with or without a metallic effect added.
When you visit the primary listing for Dildos & Dragons, you will find only 4 of the 5 sizes listed. The 5th size available, XS, is only available on the Extra – Small Dildo Series III page. The XS size cannot have an attachment hole added. Do be careful with sizes as you’re ordering! Pay close attention to the size specifications listed on both the XS Series and the main listing pages.
Dildos & Dragons is a texture overload, with individual scales across the shaft and head. The head doesn’t have a coronal ridge, but it is a well defined head that flares out on the top left & right sides. This isn’t a knotted toy, however there is a curve to the toy.
Pros:
- 5 sizes available
- Customizable
- Body-safe silicone
Cons:
- Technically harness compatible, but the base is not the most comfortable in an o-ring harness
- Texture is not beginner friendly
- XS size cannot have an attachment hole added
Care Instructions
The silicone that Mr Hankey’s Toys uses does have drag, which means you’ll likely need to use lube with it. It is recommended to use water-based lubricants with Mr Hankey’s Toys, though their FAQ on their website does state that they have done tests with silicone lubes without damage. They do recommend doing a spot test on the base of the toy with lubes before usage to avoid damage. When in doubt, just use water-based lubricants!
Cleaning Dildos & Dragons is very easy and you have options for cleaning! Grab your favorite gentle, unscented antibacterial soap and wash with warm water, or use a toy cleaner with warm water. For a deeper clean, soak in a 10% bleach water mixture, run through the dishwasher, or boil in water for 10 minutes.
My Experiences with Dildos & Dragons
My eyes were too big for my pussy 😅😂 Even at the small/medium size, Dildos & Dragons is quite large for me. I only do vaginal penetration, as I’m still a bit of an anal newb and this bad boy is still too big & too textured for anal for me. Using Dildos & Dragons required quite a bit of stretching for me, and even with stretching, I still wasn’t able to take the full length. But I kept trying!
Even as I tried, the combination of length and girth was a lot for me, but sometimes pushing myself to my limits sexually is exciting! Although I wasn’t able to take Dildos & Dragons all the way, what I was able to take was very pleasurable. The texture was overwhelming at first, but as I got used to using the dildo, I loved the type of texture it has.
With texture, I don’t really love horizontal texture, such as ridges that run around the shaft. However, the texture of Dildos & Dragons is more scale like. It has lots of scale like bumps that run all over the toy, some are more pronounced and/or bigger than others. The scales felt good. Like I said, overwhelming at first, but ultimately pleasurable.
In comparison to Mr Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo, this dildo does have fewer horizontal ridges and I found the texture of Dildos & Dragons more pleasurable than Dragon Dildo. Dragon Dildo also has a thicker circumference near the middle of the shaft, giving it a bit of a rounded shape right below the head.
My trans wife has the Large size of Dildos & Dragons, which I did not dare try to use on myself, but we did use on her anally both hand pumped and in a strap-on. When hand pumping, the base is comfortable to hold while using it on her, but we also have an attachment hole on that one and I find myself liking a finger in the hold to help me stabilize the toy.
Using it in a strap-on, however, was less comfortable. My harness is an o-ring harness, and the o-ring sits a couple of inches above the flat base of the toy, which means there was a couple inches of silicone pushing against me as I thrusted. I’ve got cushion for pushin’, but something about the base was just awkward & uncomfortable pressed against me. I had the same experience with Dragon Dildo, though I found the bases of Big Daddy and Anaconda a lot more comfortable when using with an o-ring harness! And, I think that’s largely due to the thinner base those models have.
Final Thoughts
While Dildos & Dragons is a fantastic dildo with unique texture, it is not a beginner friendly toy, even in the XS size. This is definitely a dildo for advanced users.
Overall, I liked what I was able to take of Dildos & Dragons. The texture was pleasantly overwhelming, the head felt wonderful, and the slight curve felt amazing. I’m disappointed that it’s not more comfortable for me to wear in a harness, as throwing strap is kind of my thing, but the base was comfortable enough to hold for hand pumping instead.
If you’re a fan of unique textures and large toys, you can’t go wrong with Dildos & Dragons. It’s a really well made dildo and the Large size gets used quite often in our bedroom.
Want to get a Dildos & Dragons of your own? Please use my affiliate links to shop! Shop the XS size here and shop the small/med, large, XL and XXL sizes here.