If you’re not a size queen, size king, or some sort of size royalty, move along because this review is not for you. This review is for the people who want a thick dick, who want to stretch, who savor the feeling of fullness. This is my review of Fantasy Grove’s Chonk dildo, and while he may look cute and chubby, this dildo is chonky.
You may remember Fantasy Grove thanks to their cute watermelon dildo I reviewed a few months ago, but just in case you aren’t familiar, allow me to introduce you to them.
Meet Fantasy Grove
Fantasy Grove is an indie toy brand based in Virginia. They make a variety of fantasy dildos, strokers, grinders, squishies, and other fun sex toys, all with body-safe silicone. While I’ve known about Fantasy Grove for several years, it wasn’t until my wife spotted a hand-painted Chonk in one of their drops that I really started paying attention. I’m regularly mesmerized by their unique pours and hand-painted toy options.
If you’re wanting to buy from Fantasy Grove, you have two options: shop a drop/shop their in-stock inventory, or check out their Made to Order offerings. Drops happen about every 2 weeks, with previews of upcoming drops posted on their social media pages. Drops are quite popular, so if you’re hoping to snag something you saw on a preview, it’s really important to set a calendar reminder a few minutes before drop time so you can load the site and get ready to shop! They do have a “pre-shop” period about an hour before the drop to make product listings visible but not yet purchase-able, so you can find the toy you’re wanting and refresh the page at drop time to grab the one you want.
Alternatively, Made to Order, or MTO, options are also available! MTOs are custom toys that are made in the firmness, size and color of your choosing, but there are a few limitations. With MTOs, Fantasy Grove does not offer near clear, inclusions/confetti or hand-painted options. However, you do get to choose your pour style, colors and add-ons, so if you’re wanting a custom drip over a marbled fade, they can do that! MTOs are also limited quantity and may sell out.
Let’s Talk About Chonk
Chonk is a satyr fantasy dildo with a semi-realistic shape with one big difference: Chonk is fat af. I’m not even kidding. He’s called Chonk for good reason! Even at size Small, Chonk has a maximum circumference of 5.3″ or 2″ diameter, and a minimum circumference of 4.5″. He’s a big boy!
The dildo has a very well defined coronal ridge that gives it that mushroom tip feel, fantastic for g-spot or p-spot stimulation. The top of the shaft is smooth, except the coronal ridge, and the bottom of the shaft has two vertical vein lines. Chonk is thickest in the middle of the shaft, flaring out about as wide as the mushroom tip. The large base makes him anal safe and harness compatible.
He is available in 4 different sizes: Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large. My wife opted to get the size Small, which has the following dimensions:
- Total Length: 5″
- Useable Length: 4″
- Max Circumference: 5.3″
- Max Diameter: 2″
- Minimum Circumference: 4.5″
- Base Circumference: 9.5″
All of Fantasy Grove’s toys are available in Super Soft 00-20, Soft 00-30, Medium 00-50, and Firm 10A. Near Clear has different firmness options with 00-31/NC31 or 00-45/NC45. It’s important to remember that firmness is also impacted by size! A large dildo in soft may feel about as firm as a smaller dildo in medium, and things like pigment and other silicone additives can also change the firmness slightly.
How To Take Care of Chonk
Since all of Fantasy Grove’s toys are made with body-safe silicone, cleaning is really easy. Wash Chonk with warm water and a toy friendly soap (fragrance free, silicone free), or your preferred toy cleaner. Wash it before and after use, because soft silicones do attract lint, dust, hair, etc.
Use a water-based lubricant with Chonk and avoid using silicone-based lubricants. If you need to do a deep clean of your toy, you can boil it for up to 10 minutes or you can use a 1:10 bleach/water mixture (just don’t boil the bleach!). Always make sure to throughly dry your toy before storing it.
Soft silicone can be damaged, so make sure you avoid abrasive surfaces and don’t bite or scratch at the toy. Make sure you store it with other silicone toys and do not store it touching any non-silicone toys. Tin cured silicone can also damage other non-tin cured silicone toys, so make sure to keep them separate.
Get Down With The Thickness
Originally, Cassie purchased Chonk so that we would have a short dildo option for her that still had the thickness she prefers. Wanting something special, she waited until a cute, hand-painted option was available in a drop, and was pleased to get the size and design she wanted. As soon as Chonk came into our lives, he earned a place in our display case and in Cassie’s heart. At one point, my wife said that Chonk reminded her of me: short & fat 🥰🥰
Cassie really likes Chonk when she wants her ass stretched without much length, and when she wants to be stretched to prepare for a larger toy or a hand.
We both hoped that Chonk would work with a strap-on harness, and to be frank, it absolutely would if I didn’t have a belly that sometimes gets in the way. For me to use a harness with Chonk, I had to position it on my belly, rather than over my fupa, which changed a lot of positions for us. Ultimately, I preferred hand-pumping Chonk over using him in a harness because it was more comfortable and gave me better dexterity than with a harness.
One day, I decided I wanted to try Chonk while we were having sex. I theorized that because Cassie has a lot of girth, I could handle Chonk!
Ladies, gentlemen, theybes… I could barely handle Chonk. Any thrusting motion was instantly way too much for me and he best served me by sitting still inside me while my wife gave me oral sex. The feeling of fullness was a lot, a lot.
Because Chonk is more oval shaped than circular shaped, we did also try using Chonk on me sideways, with the testicles aimed towards my thigh, rather than towards the floor or ceiling. This did make it a bit more comfortable but he was still far too thick for me to enjoy any thrusting movement.
However, with a good amount of time and a lot of stretching, I now can take Chonk, but I tend to prefer a less-oval/more round shape. I like Chonk, but when I want to use a big dick, he’s just not my first choice because of that oval-y design.
Pros of Chonk:
- Prominent coronal ridge makes up for the lack of texture on the shaft
- Body-safe silicone
- Customizable size, firmness, color & pour style
- Supporting a small business by ordering
- Very easy to clean thanks to minimal texture & grooves
- Anal safe
- Harness compatible
Cons of Chonk:
- Wide oval shape shaft is not for everyone
- Minimal texture may not appeal to fantasy toy lovers
- He’s very, very thick, even with small size
- Soft silicone is a little sticky and collects lint, dust, hair, etc
Final Thoughts on Fantasy Grove Chonk
While Chonk may not be for me and my preferences, I still think that he’s a really great dildo. Fantasy Grove has a great design here, and I regularly see Chonk as part of their drops, so I imagine he’s a popular model for them. He’s definitely not for people who don’t enjoy a good stretch, though!
If you’re looking for a short, fat dildo, I recommend that you give Chonk a try! He’s one of Cassie’s go-to dildos and he serves his purpose really well.
Want to order a Chonk of your own? Please use my affiliate link to buy from Fantasy Grove! And remember, they’re a small business making unique, quality fantasy dildos using body-safe materials. They’re a great company to support!
