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Photo of flower dildo, Hibiscus, by Faux Phallus toys in the left hand of Sydney Screams
A few years ago, I decided to do a Poison Ivy cosplay shoot to film some content for my clip stores, and had the brilliant idea to order a floral dildo from Faux Phallus for a few specific videos. At the time, I didn’t have anything from them in my […]

Faux Phallus Hibiscus Flower Dildo Review

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Photo of Maia Toys Nala wand vibrator on a wood table
Hold my lube, dear readers. If you haven’t seen the Maia Nala wand vibrator yet, I’m about to blow your mind! Maia Nala is a personal massager that can be used cordless or corded. Yea, you read that correctly. You can use it while it’s plugged in, or you can […]

Maia Nala Wand Massager Review

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Photo of Fantasy Grove Amanita fantasy dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
If you love mushroom sex toys, stop what you’re doing! I need to tell you about Fantasy Grove’s Amanita mushroom dildo. It’s mushroom shaped with mushroom texture, and it’s cute as heck. Who doesn’t go crazy for mushroom sex toys?! They’re so cute! I’ve yet to see an ugly mushroom […]

Fantasy Grove Amanita Mushrom Dildo Review

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Photo of Tracy's Dog Swirlii wearable vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Too much time has passed since I reviewed a wearable vibrator! I’ve talked about Tracy’s Dog Swirlii in the past, and I decided it was time to bring it back up for a proper review.  If you love wearable, insertable vibrators, stick around. You want to hear this!  If you’d […]

Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Vibrator Review

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Photo of Creature Feature Toys Zian dildo on a white pillow in front of grey velvet
I am so hyped for this review, ya’ll. Not only is it my first time reviewing a toy from Creature Feature Toys, but the pour is really special too! More on that later in the review, though. If you want to watch my review on YouTube, click here! Meet Creature Feature […]

Creature Feature Toys Zian Review

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Photo of the Viva Desire Saddle vibrator with the g-spot attachment
I don’t know if you’re ready for this review. Mainly because I didn’t know that I was ready for this saddle style vibrator when it arrived. VVD’s Viva Desire Saddle is perhaps the most affordable saddle vibe I’ve seen on the market, and I am shook.  Normally, I don’t share […]

VVD Saddle Rider Desire Review

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Photo of a wand dildo made by Simply Elegant Glass in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I’ve had my eye on Simply Elegant Glass ever since the first time I came across them on Twitter – sometime in 2017 or 2018, I believe. I love glass, like a lot, but the price tag was always a bit daunting to me and I had a lot of […]

Simply Elegant Glass Wand Dildo Review

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Photo of the Orion / You2Toys Petite Wand in green, held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
When I read “Mini power tool” on the Peepshow Toys website for the Orion Petite Wand, I was intrigued though skeptical. It’s cute, it’s a beautiful color, and a mini power tool? That’s a pretty big claim, so I needed to find out for myself how it holds up to […]

Orion You2Toys Petite Wand Review

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Photo of the Lover Saber by Pussy Punch Toys on a wood table in front of a light saber handle
Every May, the world celebrates May 4th as Star Wars Day. This year, Pussy Punch Toys had a social media giveaway going on in which they were giving away a handful of Star Wars themed sex toys. I entered and won! A few weeks later a box arrived that I […]

Pussy Punch Toys Lover Saber Review

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Photo of the Maia Destiny suction vibrator on a wood surface with a grey lamp behind it
It’s time to meet your Destiny… and by Destiny, I’m of course talking about the Maia Destiny. A sleek, sexy, bold red vibrator with 3 motors that are sure to make you moan. Where do I even begin with this beauty? Destiny At A Glance Packed with 3 independently controlled […]

Maia Destiny Suction Vibrator Review

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Photo of Mr Hankey's Toys El Rey dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
With a subtle thicker in the middle shaft, Mr Hankey’s Toys got me hooked on El Rey, a realistic uncut dildo that I’ve been hooked on for a couple of years now! Cassie purchased the Xtra Small version of El Rey for me as a Christmas gift several years ago, […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys El Rey Dildo Review

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Photo of the SVibe Snail Gizi in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Maybe you’ve seen SVibe Snail going viral on TikTok lately and wondered if it’s actually worth buying or not, and I’ve got your answers here! I reviewed the Snail Curve Vibe in the past, and today I’ve got the Snail Gizi, another dual stimulation vibrator that unrolls to stimulate your […]

SVibe Snail Gizi Review

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