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Photo of Osuga Eros thrusting vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
If you haven’t heard of Osuga before, stop what you’re doing. No, seriously. You need to know about them! I only learned about Osuga this year (2025), and I’m kicking myself for not learning about them sooner. Had I learned about them earlier, I might have converted sooner, I might […]

Osuga Eros Vibrator Review


Photo of Uberrime's Equus Unicorn Horn fantasy dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
As someone who has used fantasy dildos for years, I really love introducing people to fantasy sex toys, but some people are really intimidated by texture and/or size. Heck, sometimes those things intimidate me too! One of my favorite indie toy brands, Uberrime, recently launched an entire line of toys, […]

Uberrime Phantasia Equus Unicorn Horn Dildo Review


Photo of Honey Play Box Melody in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I’ve had awareness of Honey Play Box for a few years now: I regularly see their products in my IG feed and I’ve seen some of my online sex worker peers talking about using their products for cam shows, but I just never took time to look into the brand […]

Honey Play Box Melody Vibrator Review



Photo of Wyverns Vault Veld fantasy dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Holy. Moly. Thick, short, and perfect for g-spot stimulation? That’s Wyvern Vault’s Veld in a nutshell. Ever since it arrived, I’ve repeatedly reached for this fantasy dildo for solo play and I don’t know that I’ll stop anytime soon. It’s exactly what I hoped for! Click here to watch my […]

Wyverns Vault Veld Fantasy Dildo Review


Photo of Solina Aura uncut realistic dildo in the right hand of Sydney Screams
FINALLY!!! Solina Toys has released an uncut dual-density, ultra realistic dildo! And! It’s available in a realistic black skin tone! Ahhh!!! It’s time to introduce Aura, the first uncircumcised dildo in Solina Toys’ line-up of hyper realistic dildos. It was just launched a couple weeks ago, alongside their first fantasy […]

Solina Toys Aura Dildo Review


Photo of Edgar Plagued Doctor dildo by Velvet Alley in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Doctor Edgar is back!! Velvet Alley has started bringing back more of their original models, and I was thrilled to see that the plague doctor dildo is one of the models they’ve decided to return. Easily one of the more unique pieces on the market, Doctor Edgar or Edgar Plagued […]

Velvet Alley Edgar Plagued Doctor Review



Photo of Monsta by Solina Toys in front of realistic dildos made by Solina Toys
Did someone call for a dual-density monster dildo? Solina Toys has answered the call with Monsta, a werewolf dual-density dildo that’s ready for to make you howl at the moon! Monsta is the first fantasy dildo from Solina Toys, and I’m hoping it won’t be the last! Click here to […]

Solina Toys Monsta Dildo Review


Photo of flower dildo, Hibiscus, by Faux Phallus toys in the left hand of Sydney Screams
A few years ago, I decided to do a Poison Ivy cosplay shoot to film some content for my clip stores, and had the brilliant idea to order a floral dildo from Faux Phallus for a few specific videos. At the time, I didn’t have anything from them in my […]

Faux Phallus Hibiscus Flower Dildo Review


Photo of Maia Toys Nala wand vibrator on a wood table
Hold my lube, dear readers. If you haven’t seen the Maia Nala wand vibrator yet, I’m about to blow your mind! Maia Nala is a personal massager that can be used cordless or corded. Yea, you read that correctly. You can use it while it’s plugged in, or you can […]

Maia Nala Wand Massager Review



Photo of Fantasy Grove Amanita fantasy dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
If you love mushroom sex toys, stop what you’re doing! I need to tell you about Fantasy Grove’s Amanita mushroom dildo. It’s mushroom shaped with mushroom texture, and it’s cute as heck. Who doesn’t go crazy for mushroom sex toys?! They’re so cute! I’ve yet to see an ugly mushroom […]

Fantasy Grove Amanita Mushrom Dildo Review


Photo of Tracy's Dog Swirlii wearable vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Too much time has passed since I reviewed a wearable vibrator! I’ve talked about Tracy’s Dog Swirlii in the past, and I decided it was time to bring it back up for a proper review.  If you love wearable, insertable vibrators, stick around. You want to hear this!  If you’d […]

Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Vibrator Review


Photo of Creature Feature Toys Zian dildo on a white pillow in front of grey velvet
I am so hyped for this review, ya’ll. Not only is it my first time reviewing a toy from Creature Feature Toys, but the pour is really special too! More on that later in the review, though. If you want to watch my review on YouTube, click here! Meet Creature Feature […]

Creature Feature Toys Zian Review