Sydney


Photo of Tracy's Dog Swirlii wearable vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Too much time has passed since I reviewed a wearable vibrator! I’ve talked about Tracy’s Dog Swirlii in the past, and I decided it was time to bring it back up for a proper review.  If you love wearable, insertable vibrators, stick around. You want to hear this!  If you’d […]

Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Vibrator Review


Photo of Creature Feature Toys Zian dildo on a white pillow in front of grey velvet
I am so hyped for this review, ya’ll. Not only is it my first time reviewing a toy from Creature Feature Toys, but the pour is really special too! More on that later in the review, though. If you want to watch my review on YouTube, click here! Meet Creature Feature […]

Creature Feature Toys Zian Review


Photo of the Viva Desire Saddle vibrator with the g-spot attachment
I don’t know if you’re ready for this review. Mainly because I didn’t know that I was ready for this saddle style vibrator when it arrived. VVD’s Viva Desire Saddle is perhaps the most affordable saddle vibe I’ve seen on the market, and I am shook.  Normally, I don’t share […]

VVD Saddle Rider Desire Review



Photo of a wand dildo made by Simply Elegant Glass in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I’ve had my eye on Simply Elegant Glass ever since the first time I came across them on Twitter – sometime in 2017 or 2018, I believe. I love glass, like a lot, but the price tag was always a bit daunting to me and I had a lot of […]

Simply Elegant Glass Wand Dildo Review


Photo of the Orion / You2Toys Petite Wand in green, held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
When I read “Mini power tool” on the Peepshow Toys website for the Orion Petite Wand, I was intrigued though skeptical. It’s cute, it’s a beautiful color, and a mini power tool? That’s a pretty big claim, so I needed to find out for myself how it holds up to […]

Orion You2Toys Petite Wand Review


Photo of the Lover Saber by Pussy Punch Toys on a wood table in front of a light saber handle
Every May, the world celebrates May 4th as Star Wars Day. This year, Pussy Punch Toys had a social media giveaway going on in which they were giving away a handful of Star Wars themed sex toys. I entered and won! A few weeks later a box arrived that I […]

Pussy Punch Toys Lover Saber Review



Photo of the Maia Destiny suction vibrator on a wood surface with a grey lamp behind it
It’s time to meet your Destiny… and by Destiny, I’m of course talking about the Maia Destiny. A sleek, sexy, bold red vibrator with 3 motors that are sure to make you moan. Where do I even begin with this beauty? Destiny At A Glance Packed with 3 independently controlled […]

Maia Destiny Suction Vibrator Review


Photo of Mr Hankey's Toys El Rey dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
With a subtle thicker in the middle shaft, Mr Hankey’s Toys got me hooked on El Rey, a realistic uncut dildo that I’ve been hooked on for a couple of years now! Cassie purchased the Xtra Small version of El Rey for me as a Christmas gift several years ago, […]

Mr Hankey’s Toys El Rey Dildo Review


Photo of the SVibe Snail Gizi in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Maybe you’ve seen SVibe Snail going viral on TikTok lately and wondered if it’s actually worth buying or not, and I’ve got your answers here! I reviewed the Snail Curve Vibe in the past, and today I’ve got the Snail Gizi, another dual stimulation vibrator that unrolls to stimulate your […]

SVibe Snail Gizi Review



Photo of Bjarkan the Troll dildo by Twilight Meadow Creations
Get ready for some serious troll action! Bjarkan The Troll by Twilight Meadow Creations is one heck of a dick…or butt plug, depending on how you want to use him. Want to watch a video review? Click here to watch on YouTube! In case you’re new here, Twilight Meadow Creations […]

Twilight Meadow Creations Bjarkan The Troll Review


Photo of the Blush Vibe Simone rabbit vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
When I opened my emails one morning and saw that Blush was sending me their new Simone rabbit vibrator, I was really excited. At a quick first glance, it reminded me of my favorite rabbit vibrator ever, the FemmeFunn Klio. Upon further inspection after it arrived, I realized that this […]

Blush Simone Rabbit Vibrator Review


Photo of Craven dildos by Velvet Alley with a bottle of JO lube in the background
AHHH!! My favorite spooky themed dildo brand is back! After a year+ long hiatus, Velvet Alley has returned. Their return to the indie toy world means that I can review some of my favorite pieces by them – something I felt a little guilty doing when I wasn’t able to […]

Velvet Alley Craven Dildo Review