Sydney

photo of the size medium Jackalope fantasy dildo made by Fantasy Grove in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Jackalopes hold a special place in my heart, so of course I’ve felt drawn towards Fantasy Grove’s Jackalope dildo. I’ve held out for just the right one in a drop, but alas, after a year of waiting and hoping, I just never saw The Right One for me in a […]

Fantasy Grove Jackalope Fantasy Dildo Review   New!

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photo of two Solina Toys dildos, one in the left hand of Sydney Screams. The dildo model is called Prima, and is available in 3 different color options
I was so excited for the release of the Solina Aura and Monsta dildos that I completely overlooked reviewing two of the models that were already available: Prima and Maxima! Oops! It’s time for me to remedy part of that by finally reviewing the Solina Prima dildo. As I returned […]

Solina Toys Prima Dildo Review

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photo of Sydney Screams wearing a red velvet dress, lying in bed smiling at the camera with their tongue sticking out in a flirtatious way
I was 14 when I started hormonal birth control.  During a trip to the emergency room when I was so sick that I kept vomiting, a doctor who was externally poking and prodding at my body felt abnormalities around my pelvis. “When was your last period? Are you sure you’re […]

When Hormones Change Everything

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photo of the nJoy Pure Wand stainless steel dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Perhaps one of the most iconic sex toys of all time, the nJoy Pure Wand is known for helping vulva having people achieve their squirting dreams. I’ve used the wand both on and off camera for years, but always ones that belonged to friends, lovers, or costars of mine. Finally, […]

nJoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo Review

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photo of Charm fantasy dildo, made by HumpToy, in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Every once in a while, a toy comes a long that completely changes the preconceived notions I hold about my own pleasure. Charm by HumpToy is one of those toys. When I first saw the design, I worried that the horizontal ridges that run along the underside of the shaft […]

HumpToy Charm Dildo Review

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photo of dual density dildo Velvet Touch by Crassie in the left hand of Sydney Screams
If you’ve ever wished that your partner had larger fingers to fill your hole(s), hold onto your butts! A dual-density silicone dildo, Velvet Touch by Crassie, has entered the chat, and it’s giving the “come hither” motion from across the room. It’s ok, let your curiosity take over. Follow that […]

Crassie Velvet Touch Dual Density Dildo Review

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photo of Kose by Creature Feature Toys in the left hand of Sydney Screams. The fantasy dildo has a blueberry cow print coloration
Mooooo! It’s time for a blueberry milk Kose over here, thanks to Creature Feature Toys and their Colorful Cows made-to-order (MTO) monthly special they were running a few months ago. The monthly special featured 9 different color options that buyers could select any model to have made special for them, […]

Creature Feature Toys Kose Fantasy Dildo Review

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Photo of the Blush Collection Quinn rabbit vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
Curvy, flexible, and fun. No, I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about Quinn by Blush! Quinn is a part of the Blush Collection, which features 17 models that are all made with body-safe silicone and considered signature pieces. You may remember the Blush Collection from my review of Simone, […]

Blush Collection Quinn Rabbit Vibrator Review

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photo of medium and large Celia fantasy dildos by PPSculptors in the left hand of Sydney Screams
I’ve been waiting a year to share this with ya’ll. Over a year, actually. I collaborated with Paladin Pleasure Sculptors to design a dildo!!! Meet Celia, a dildo designed by yours truly, available from PPSculptors. I met Linda, the owner of Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, in 2024 at the Alt Porn […]

Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Celia Fantasy Dildo Review

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Photo of Osuga Eros thrusting vibrator in the left hand of Sydney Screams
If you haven’t heard of Osuga before, stop what you’re doing. No, seriously. You need to know about them! I only learned about Osuga this year (2025), and I’m kicking myself for not learning about them sooner. Had I learned about them earlier, I might have converted sooner, I might […]

Osuga Eros Vibrator Review

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Photo of Uberrime's Equus Unicorn Horn fantasy dildo in the left hand of Sydney Screams
As someone who has used fantasy dildos for years, I really love introducing people to fantasy sex toys, but some people are really intimidated by texture and/or size. Heck, sometimes those things intimidate me too! One of my favorite indie toy brands, Uberrime, recently launched an entire line of toys, […]

Uberrime Phantasia Equus Unicorn Horn Dildo Review

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