Sh*t Dommes Hear


As a professional Domme, I hear a lot of stuff from people. I mean a lot. Over half of my emails go unanswered because after a while, responding to inquiries and fan mail just gets so tedious and repetitive that I would be better off with copy-paste responses.

I’m sure a lot of people emailing me and other Dommes think that they’re writing something unique. So, I’m here to tell you something: You are not a special snowflake.

Do you actually want a response from the Domme you’re writing to regarding a session? Here is some of the Sh*t Dommes Hear that you should avoid if you actually want a response.

  • Can’t you give me a little discount? 😉
  • Will it cost extra if my wife joins?
  • My last Mistress did this. Why don’t you?
  • Do you have a boyfriend?
  • So…do I get a hand job? (hand job can be replaced with foot job or blow job)
  • Are you sure you can’t make an exception on your rate?
  • “I want to serve you.” “And how do you intend to that from {random European or Asian country}?” “….”
  • Are you married?
  • My last Mistress didn’t charge that…
  • Do I get to spank you afterwards?
  • Are safe words required?
  • Can I be in the fitting room with you when we go shopping?
  • Do I get to release 😉

This is just a small list of sh*t Dommes hear on repeat from potential clients. If you want an actual response from the Domme you’re emailing I recommend these responses:

  • Yes Mistress.
  • Is there anything else I can bring you Mistress?
  • Thank you Mistress.