As a professional Domme, I hear a lot of stuff from people. I mean a lot. Over half of my emails go unanswered because after a while, responding to inquiries and fan mail just gets so tedious and repetitive that I would be better off with copy-paste responses.
I’m sure a lot of people emailing me and other Dommes think that they’re writing something unique. So, I’m here to tell you something: You are not a special snowflake.
Do you actually want a response from the Domme you’re writing to regarding a session? Here is some of the Sh*t Dommes Hear that you should avoid if you actually want a response.
- Can’t you give me a little discount? 😉
- Will it cost extra if my wife joins?
- My last Mistress did this. Why don’t you?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- So…do I get a hand job? (hand job can be replaced with foot job or blow job)
- Are you sure you can’t make an exception on your rate?
- “I want to serve you.” “And how do you intend to that from {random European or Asian country}?” “….”
- Are you married?
- My last Mistress didn’t charge that…
- Do I get to spank you afterwards?
- Are safe words required?
- Can I be in the fitting room with you when we go shopping?
- Do I get to release 😉
This is just a small list of sh*t Dommes hear on repeat from potential clients. If you want an actual response from the Domme you’re emailing I recommend these responses:
- Yes Mistress.
- Is there anything else I can bring you Mistress?
- Thank you Mistress.